Swell Guys One Shots

ted- 1989

Pt4  the reader is pretty reckless in this

I have nails now so it's kinda hard to type.

Ted = 1989 mindless self indulgence

Rock my white shoes

You- ted your shoes are gunna get dirty

Ted- lemmie rock my white shoes y/n

You- fine but when they get muddy and dusty and trust me they will don't cry to me

Ted- well what shoes are you wearing then

You- my timbs ofc I don't care if they get muddy plus I have many many Abandoned building experience in these and they seem to be pretty good I'm still here Yano

Ted- I still don't understand why I had to come

You- because ted...

Ted- because what y/n

You- uhh just because plus I think your gunna enjoy the experience trust me

Ted- abandoned buildings creep me out what even was this building??

You- tbh ted I have no idea I think it was like an old wedding thing idk it's been abandoned for decades

And let me beat you to the fucking punch bowl

You- Ew look I found this bowl it has a little chip in

Ted- I think it's a punch bowl, it certainly does look like one.

You- take it I wanna put it in my kitchen

Ted- wtf why do you need a punch bowl y/n that's so random

You- uhh idk I just want one plus its free, and it has some history because we found it in an Abandoned build jackass

Ted- maybe I want the bowl for my kitchen

You- I found it pussy....

Ted- beat you to the punch bowl winner gets to keep it??

You- I'll gladly fucking beat you to the punch bowl ted.

Some babies wanna get down like this

Ted- get down y/n it's unsafe

You- teddddy bear stop whining and help me I can't climb up this pole

Ted- I don't understand where your going

You- see that ledge there? That broken peice of wood before the wet patch there...

Ted- why what's the point your only gunna get hurt and stuck

You- ted please just help me I don't know why I wanna go up there I just do

Ted- some babies just wanna get down

You- ted I didn't know you were baby huh

Ted- I'm not i just don't feel safe up here

My body's not even cold

Ted- what are you doing y/n it's freezing out here

You- I'm not even cold...

Ted- sure your not y/n your shaking

You- fuck up ted I'm aye ok .

Ted- no your not, you never have been ok and we both know what

You- I don't see the issue of being reckless ted

Ted- you don't care about rules you don't care about the outcomes you don't care about over people you don't care about your self your gunna end up dead, and people won't care because you push them away.

You- ted. That's where your wrong. I care I care a lot actually I care too much about what people think of me, I do worry about my future, I do care about outcomes and if I end up dead and you know what ted? That stresses me the fuck out ok? It does it stresses me out real late at night when I'm all alone and in bed everything comes crashing down. I feel alive during the day and being reckless it makes me feel like I'm still somewhat human...

Ted- look y/n I didn't mean...

You- yes you did ted. You did mean it. And you know what your right I do push people away because there all the same. They all judge and judge and judge and your just like them ted, I invited you because I thought you were different thought you could handle the rush but I was wrong

Ted- y/n wait please...

Whoop. I don't know why I end most stories with angst idk what's wrong with me.

Anyway life is really stressing me out rn and I don't know how to feel. But we keep hanging on I suppose.