Swell Guys One Shots

pokay- they meet you parents

Oooooo I don't see much of poke and I honestly love his content it just feels like I know him like we're friends cause we have the same sortta humour

Also does anyone know pokes real name??

Let's go. Ur probably gunna have an attitude in this one because idk I'm moody rn

This was also meant to be a schlatt but I was like no thank you.

You- poke can you pls pass the salad cream please??

Poke- uhhh the what??

You- the salad cream you know what I'll just get it myself.

Poke- I don't even know what that is salad cream what??

You- you don't even know to everything I ask you alright?? Can you just look poke I'm trying my best to cook here for my parents and my dad's a chef so I gotta impress him and rn your not helping me also stop yelling there in the other fucking room

Poke- y/n I'm trying to help you idk what you need or want your not communicating with me I don't understand why you have this attitude rn?? I hstr this bitchy side well it seems to come out all the fucking time your just a bitch.

You- you know what fuck you. I'm trying to show my dad's that I can adult and be independent

Poke- I'm going to the bedroom to cool down I cba with your shit y/n you have an attitude and I don't know why what makes it worse is that your not telling me what I did. I'm trying to make your dad's like me ok idk what your so stressed about

You- poke I swear to god-

Dad 1(Simon)- what's happening in here

Dad2 (geo)- yea we heard yelling are you guys ok? Are you fighting??

You- no dads I just-

Geo- where's poke gone did he leave?

Simon- if he was yelling at you y/n I will hit him actually no I won't

Geo- what's wrong honey you look stressed out

You- dad's I don't think me and poke are right for eachother I just.

Geo- explain honey

Simon- please because we definitely don't understand

You- It sucks Yano we've spent how many months together?? 6??? And you guys coming round just made me realise how different me and poke are... We haven't zinged...

Geo- oh honey it's alright

Simon- ah young love you know it took me and your dad three years to zing...

Geo- what your dad's trying to day dear is you guys are still young if it doesn't work out it doesn't work out you have plenty of time to find the right partner

Simon- if you even want to find a partner that is-

Geo- hush Simon before I got interrupted by your dad tell poke how you truly feel, you guys arguing all the time isn't healthy and you know that

Simon- if you want I can speak to poke

Poke- no point.

You- what, poke where are you going??

Poke- home. Back home with my parents look y/n it's not working out clearly. We were not meant to be together and you know that we were supposed to be and stay friends but no you wanted to go to that party and get drunk

You- poke I didn't know it would turn into this- how how dare you

Geo- I think we should go upstairs

Simon- yea geo we will um yea let's go.

Poke- this is all your fault I tried to make this relationship work but I guess not

You- you are a fucking liar you never made anything work, you pay no bills, you don't let me leave the house wtf poke

Poke- huuuuhhhh y/n I'm fucking leaving idc

You- your dead to me. I know you cheated poke that'd why I was upset. Angel told me. She showed me all the proof and I don't want your worries and your bs " I tried to make it work" no you fucking did not try to make it work you idealised daiting me and being with me and I wasn't up to your standards so intact your not leaving me I am leaving you get the fuck out of my house like before I fucking beat you the fuck out my house.

Geo- is it safe to come down-

Simon- baby I'm so proud of you did you hear what she said geo

Geo- I know babygirl shhhhh it's ok we tought you well ahhhh

Simon- group hug

You- I don't even know why I'm crying so hard that man is dead to me and has been for so long i-

Geo- honey let's go fix you up your make up is smeared a bit and let's take some bomb ass Instagram photos

Simon- and than I'll cook you some food and than we can drink the wine Taht we brought

Geo- yea like a lil girls night ohhh I have some hair dye back at the shop that will look good on you

You- dad's i don't know- fuck it breakup makeover I'm still a lil bit sad

Simon- I wouldn't he's trash anyways

Geo- ikr cargo shorts y/n girl what where you thinking why did you let him buy those.

Oof I'm feeling pretty sour rn idk why I'm just super pressed 😠