Swell Guys One Shots

schlatt- Boss baby 👉🏻👈🏻

You were streaming as always, to about 4k viewers. Just a chill stream maybe playing some Minecraft watching media shares yano the drill when you got a call on discord you looked and noticed schlatt your enemy was calling you.

See the bit with your streams is that you are a mob boss, and you have little mafiosa that work for you and such. It had not been long when you came in contact with schlatt during smplive when he tried to sell you a schlatt coin and you ended up scamming you and taking revenge on schlatts business. From that day on you and schlatt made a deal to become enemies for the bit but we're getting a little closer behind the scenes.

You- "What do we have here huh, a slimy little rapscallion business simp wanting some of this mafia action, well let me tell you schlatt it's not going to work cuck"

Schlatt- " you dumb bitch I caught one of your goons trynna sabotage schlatt and co huh? What's your problem because I thought we made a deal"

You- well schlatt, your face kinda angers me so I thought fuck it deals of big guy. Now shut your fucking mouth I'm watching Peter Griffin eat a rice cake, I don't need two fucking roach noises playing in my headphones"

Luckily you were not using your face came this stream as the viewers would be able to see you smiling wide at your out burst at Schlatt. This happens between you two quite often and the viewers loved it the Stan's shipped you two but little did they know you were already together and have been for atleast 5 months now.

You- ok schlatt get on this server right now meet me in my office building and then we can lay out the rules.

Schlatt- ok

And with that he left the discord call, your phone pinggwd and you had a message from schlatt, the Stan's are eating today.

You- ok chat I need some protection cause who knows what that furry has up his sleeve, probably some dick and ball tourtue.

You got the Minecraft notification that he had joined as you and your three dogs waited in your black and red office. You guys had discussed what would happen off stream so both of you knew what was basically gunna happen at this point. But what it was the fans would never expect.

Schlatt - y/t/n I'm here.

You- "knock first bitch I'm busy counting my money." Your Minecraft character threw emeralds around like nobody's business as you had  so many and as asked he did knock on the door " you may enter"

Schlatt- here's the deal you have money and I'm 90,000 dollars in debt I wanna merge companies

You- you interest me schlatt, but go on....

Schlatt- I'm willing to give you 50% of schlatt and co and in return you give me 50% of your mafia

You- "schlatt take a seat", your character walked over to the Juke box as schlatt took a seat "5k people rn are gunna watch me do this and know it pains me to do this to ya schlatt because I have always liked your... Funky attitude" you placed the stal disk in the Juke box and you hear schlatt take a deep breath in

Schlatt- you bitch

You- it pains me as much as you but I like seeing you suffer. 50% you ask of my mafia huh? Do you take me as some kinda joke slap? Huh? Yano what I think you can be useful I'll cut you a deal 20% and you have to build me another better office building this biome kinda sucks...

Schlatt- that's asking for to much I mean-

You- if not schlatt I'mma have to sadly end this meeting, and with that you pulled out your op enchanted   bow and arrow and pointed it at his character

Schlatt- 25%

You- 15%

Schlatt- 20%

You- 10% or die hoe

Schlatt- fine, let's shake on it

You- ight ok-

That's when schlatt places a bucket of lava ontop of you and leaves the server.

You- omg that fucking furry prick, ahhha my dogs oh no baby baby no pla don't die awwwww fuck one died ok water water ok I have water oof. Damn I fucking hate that rat, SCHLATT I SWEAR TO DUCK YOU ARE DEAD MEAT. Your fucking company will all be mine and If I find you I'll trap you inside the fuck shed that constantly play stall ya hear me bitch fuck you fuck you." And with that you end the stream. Another call comes up,

Schlatt- I'm sorry about the dogs I didn't realise you were gunna bring them

You- yea tbh it was a spur of the moment I guess

Schlatt - hahaha that's why I love you are we still on for that date after quarantine huh? The museum hist right?

You- yea of coy I just have to find the perfect mafia boss outfit and you better wear your suit otherwise fuck you

Schlatt- only if you wear 11inch heels your shortasss.

And you left the call sending schlatt one final message before you sleep" a Stan just tweeted me some fan art of us when we played Jack in the box"

Hehehe I love schlatt fan fics it increases my serotonine levels 👈🏻👉🏻