Swell Guys One Shots

lunch club - zoom pt1

So this is a long distance zoom call with lunch hahaha, just a bunch of small convos

"Schlatt can you stop moaning onto the mic" " I'm sorry but this hot pocket is so  good mason I just have to express my emotions some how" " you can do it without moaning into this mic schlatt you can say hey this hot pocket is so fucking good" " hey this hot pocket is so fucking good aahahahahahsha" " Jesus Christ J I just joined the zoom call and this is the first thing I hear? Ugghhh it's like 2:30 in the morning for me can we not yell?"

"Hahah y/n would you like to buy some cram... It can help you with you sleep schedule you know knock you right to sleep" " ted my fist can also knock y/n to sleep just as fast" " carson why is your name on zoom gayaysh" " hehehe I didn't even realize I changed Travis's name and I don't think he knows yet" " huh? Oh I didn't even realize cal? Cal lipy- lipy gian? What da what? How do you even say that?" " Typing noises.... callipygian to have shapley buttoks" " oh hey Charlie I didn't even see you in here..." " Nah I'm on the second page, you have to scroll to find me" " oi so gamers I'mma say hi to all of you and than I'mma ask a question ok? Ok ok hi, cooper, hi Travis, hi Carson, hi Charlie , hi Ted, hi mason, hi altrive, hi jawsh and hello y/n" " you forgot to say hi to Peter Griffin" " hahaha very funny altrive good one buddy"

" do you guys think Obama has a zoom?" " Let be clear I so not know how to use zoom...." " Jawsh that was awful" " guys I might have to zoom the fuck outta this call because it's like 3 in the morn for me" " zoom get it" " yea Charlie we all get it." "Why are we fucking zoom calling anyway why don't we just use discord?" " We seem more like perfessional business men y/n you fucking broad"

" Ok zoomers I'mma been line to my bed rn im tired af it's early where I am" "bitcj it's your fault for living so far away" "hahaha I'm sorry I live where I was born, I'm sorry I can't afford to live out where you guys are" " well you could move in with Carson, noah and I" " thank you Travis but I don't know about that it's just not that easy I wish I could." "Y/n we really would like you to live with us right cooper?" " Sure Carson we really wouldn't mind" " huuuuuuu guys I'll think about it but I do really need to go I gotta stream in the morning which I hope you all will be there watching?" " Only if you play some animal crossing" "idk Travis I wasn't going to...... I'll only do it if I get 15 gifted subs" " Goodnight zoomers sleep well"

~big nuts left the call

" Fuck I didn't reply there name was big nuts in here oh my god I missed out on so many pun Opportunities" " ok Charlie calm down" " I can't calm down ted I'm going nuts"

~ ted the call (ted)
~big guy  left the call (schlatt)
~callipygian left the call (Travis)
~trooper cooper left the call (cooper)
~gayyish left the call (Carson)
~pussy fart left the call (jawsh)
~peter Griffin left the call (altrive)

~obama joined the call (Obama)

"Let me be clear, I do not know how to use zoom in my MP3 player..."

OoooooooOoOOoooo plot twist omg Obama, will be another part maybe when they move in????

Or should I say when you move in...