Swell Guys One Shots

pt2 schlatt rajjlor

Ayyyeeee I said I would write pt2 for this and I completely 10000% forgot but this was requested so yea

Sorry I haven't been writing bro things have just been meh. My ED is back so that's great, my nans most definitely got bowel cancer and I just have been feeling so shit with no motivation or energy :(((

Austin- ok so y/n I asked before hand to prepare a question right?

You- oh fuck. Yes you did. Wait I wrote it down in my notes let me have a look... Ok here we go number 1: it's Friday night I'm super drunk, we're both walking home and some masked man jumps out if the darkness asking for some money what you doin?

Bob- oh my god y/n you've been in that situation?

You- no I'm not a huge drinker tbh but I got these off of Google so they kinda odd

Bob- oh thank god well in that case i would run away crying.

You- hahaha bob I would do the same

Minx- Bob you pussy

Austin- wtf minx, wtf bob.

Schlatt- I'll pull out the Glock...

You- oh... Uh.... No.

Schlatt- no wdym no

You- guns are illegal over here, if you shoot him even in self defense you'd probably get more time than he would

Schlatt- come to new York baby.

You- or new jersey everything is legal in new Jersey

Bob- nice Hamilton reference y/n

You- thanks Bob I'm surprised you actually got that wow.

Minx- I would probably fucking wrestle the cunt

You- I'd drop kick em, in my throat stomping boots bitches do not have a chance

Two mad- I would act like a crack head watch: going gooinnmnnn gsmaozms hmaoD  and they would just run away.

You- hot.

Schlatt- your hot, especially that ass

Austin- ok schlatt. Y/n it's that time again you gotta pick bottom two

You- fuck idk I have good ass options here this is tough

Austin- ok y/n your text is this your bottom two? Whoever stays on will be in the final two he have schlatt, minx, two mad,Bob. Schlatt you are on the bottom two

Schlatt- wtf y/n I thought we had something

You- you called me a cuck and than made fun of my accent

Austin- bob you are also in the bottom two do you have anything to say to y/n??

You- I mean I've already chosen who but sure go ahead bob.

Bob- I'm kinda hurt actually y/n I thought we had something yano now I'm here with schlatt who probably chose host and I didn't I chose love.

You- hmmmmmmmmmmm schlatt you got anything else to say pussy?

Schlatt- my Uber eats is here.

You- oh... Wow. I see how it is.

Austin- ok we can't wait on schlatt were a bit over time bob....it is the end of the road for you.

You- bob before you go, I just wanna say I really enjoyed talking to you.

Bob- well that's great because now would be the chance to announce that y/n will be joining me on Tuesday on the stream podcast

You- whooooop. Whoop. I'm excited be there or be square... Were playing some chill Minecraft lol.

Minx- wtf cunt, bye bob.

Austin- ok now y/n we have schlatt and minx

You- let's not wait for schlatt hear low-key a bitch ass ok minx honey buns hi

Minx- wow so forward I like it

You- minx I stg if you picked host I will not stream with you ever again and It pains me to say this because you make me lots of money when oh hi schlatt

Schlatt- what I miss oh no it's me and this broad.

Minx- stfu schlatt y/n was confessing their love for me wtf

Schlatt- what's your problem minx am I too handsome for you minx is that it.

Minx- you need to shave the chops they look so weird well atleast-

You- uhhh guys? I'm still here...

Schlatt- I could never forget you y/n

You- ok buddy slow your horses

Austin- schlatt you got your food? Ok so it's you and y)ms turn to have the minute date than y)n will vote. Ok go

You- hii schlatt

Schlatt- hi y/n I'm glad I'm in the top two

You- oh are you? I was gunna kick you out a few rounds ago but Wes was really starting to get in my nerves

Schlatt- oh fuck you bitch.

You- atleast the Uber eats would down your sorrows, what you got anyway?

Schlatt- happy meal.

You- what toy? Or book we started doing books over here for like a year

Schlatt- this weird fluffy thing

You- omg look at it. It's kinda cute you gotta name it schlatt

Schlatt- name it? Uhhh

You- name it ummm Ferguson, I just love that name idk why I like it.

Schlatt- sir Ferguson the second

You- I feel like that's definitely been a title at some point in history

Schlatt- maybe russian because-

Austin- times up schlatt. Ok y)n why is chat spamming Ferguson? Nevermind anyway y)n it's time to make your final desion

You- i... I don't know they both good options.

Schlatt- y/n if you pick me furguson can become our son.

Minx-whatvyou have a son? Y)n pick me we can make many more sons

You-, fuccckkkkkkk can I flip a coin?

Austin- no y)n you must chose.

You- ommmggggg ok done. Fine. Don't hate me im sorry.

Austin- and the winner of y/n love or host 2020 is..... schlatt.

Ugghjjjjhh sorry it took so long I just have been feeling super shit. And ughghhhh I feel so lonely I just want a soft warm gf or femboy :(