Swell Guys One Shots

highschool!swag- bullies

You and swags ads both really big fans of medieval and knights you get bullied for it 👉🏻👈🏻

You- it is I who will be pesuring the princess I have drafted you in battle

Eric- defeated by my best  friend tsk tsk

You- oh Eric, what a brave knight you were with your helmat delicately placed in your head such a shame you weren't a master of the pencil.

Eric- my draw was slow while her's was quick alas I have once again been defeated-

You- now you will be banned exhiled from my land-

Jay- look the nerds are fighting again

Matt- haha so disgusting oh look and he's wearing the helmet again

Mason- yea I can't believe you had the nerve to wear that after last time.

You- hay leave him alone,

Mason- awweeee look his girlfriend is sticking up for this brave knight perthetic honestly

Matt- awe look the brave knight isn't so brave after all he can't even protect the princess

Jay- she doesn't look like a princess more like the poor maid

Eric- please guys just, huuuu come on Y/n let's leave.

You- but- fine.

Mason- hay fag Jerusalem is that way

Matt- oh and y/n maybe next time try and actually pass maths instead of doing this weird shit???

You- damn I fucking hate those guys you ok Eric??

Eric- yea I just- I don't understand why they do this to us why do they keep finding us??

You- I guess wait I don't actually know the third library is meant to be out of use no one really knows where to get in. Just sucks.

Eric- I didnt know you failed the maths test?? Why didn't you tell me

You- oh that yea I was up at night making the little jester outfit that I made for you cat I totally forgot to study and than I just didn't tell you because I didn't want you to feel bad, the cat loves the cozy fit plus he looks really cute I just couldn't help myself also I didn't want you to be disappointed in me because who wants a dumb idiot friend not you.

Eric- y/n your not a dumb idiot and (idk his cat's name) socks loves his little jester outfit what I'm trying to say is maths might not be your subject and trust me English isn't mine but you make it up in other areas. Your so incredibly funny and sweet and talented the jester outfit is amazing don't every feel ashamed about your test scores ok? If you really need help just call me alright??

You- awe Eric alrighty, anyway I want to make socks a princess outfit I just need to get some pink material because my sister used the last of it for some like headband thing she made.

Mr keys- CLASS time! Everyone to your next class

Eric- shit it's bio

You- damn oh wait I think we're making them PowerPoint presentations wanna work together??

Eric- no I actually wanna work with mason I feel like he's such a good bio partner

Mason- stfu cunt I don't want to work with your ugly nerd ass.

Jay- yea who would wanna work with you

Matt- y/n probably doesn't even wanna work with you

You- that's not true Matt. Eric I do wanna work with you come on let's get to class before were late...

Eric- actually I have a idea...

You- oh no I don't like your ideas

Eric- how about we ditch for once.

You- idk I've never ditched before

Eric- we can go somewhere nice ohhhhh we can go to that museum

You- the new one? The grey something?? You know what. Lets go.

Eric- yessssssssss finally I'll drive

You- but we have to do the presentation tho??

Eric- discord

You- I was thinking I go round yours? I wanna play with socks oh and have some Italian foood..

Eric- good because my sister's home.

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