Swell Guys One Shots

corpse- Organic chem

Context- set in highschool you are maybe 17? Corpse is sitting outside your window (your room is on the bottom floor btw) on zoom call class because he can't visit and has no WiFi. Lil sad but wholesome. 

Random names of teacher/ student if it is your name change it in the story but you also have incredibly pretty names are are lucky. Like always have to add Myself in the story

I thought of this while in my lesson I was daydreaming lol

You- ugh I hate organic chemistry this literally makes no sense at all, corpse what have you written Lemmie see your notes.

Corpse- tbh y/n I've only written the date the title and what an isomer is

You- corpse that's not even what an isomer means

Corpse- oh...

You- here look I'll let you copy my notes I'll pass the book through the window.

Corpse- no it's ok y/n I'm never going to understand this stuff

You- for once me neither, now shh I gotta atleast write some notes on the topic so it looks like I understand. I can't believe this is for an exam.

Mrs Armstrong- y/n can you answer number two for me just go ahead and unmute yourself

You- ummm I think the compound would show Cis and trans but not E/Z because of the bond with bromine. (If non of you understand this me neither just say that.)

Corpse- wtf y/n I thought you couldn't understand what she was teaching.

Mrs Armstrong- corpse? I notice you are not on my screen are you with y/n? And language please (ok bbh)

Corpse- uhh yes miss and sorry miss

Mrs Armstrong- nice of you to show up to one of my lessons y/n can you put the camera on please I would like to see you and corpse since I never see him in my lesson he always seems to be in pain for the whole hour. ACTUALLY can everyone turn there cameras on it would make the lesson easier and a way to know your all listening.

You- uhh ok miss hold up I think no that's not it corpse which button?

Ruby- Miss you could have atleast given me a warning I'm still in my pajamas.

Nik- looking sexy in them pajamas still mumas and look at you in your DX Racer stunin ( if you know you know)

Mrs Armstrong- it's ok Ruby you look fine and Nik I know we are not in person but please stop flirting with Ruby over zoom I'm sure it makes everyone uncomfortable.

Corpse- uhhhh I don't know how to use your laptop y/n ummmm AHH ok yea it's this one

Mrs Armstrong- ah yes that's better I can see all of your faces now.

Lelanhi- Miss sorry I need to mute myself real quick my dog keeps barking in the background.

Ruby-  Lela lemmie see the doggi

Lelanhi- I'll show mine if you show yours

Ruby- haha lol of course DM me

Mrs Armstrong- no none of that lets please get back to the lesson corpse I hope you were paying attention next question.

You- question three because it's a carbon double bond corpse say that.

Corpse- uhh I think it's because well looking at y/ns notes it's because it's a carbon double bond.

Mrs Armstrong- and why corpse you need to answer the question. Please look lesson is over corpse please attend my lessons more in person and over zoom.

Corpse- nah I don't think I will.

You- and you hang up. Power move.

Corpse- she just really annoys me like maybe I don't want to come to your lesson because it's boring bitch.

You- they are pretty boring. I wish I could hang out

Corpse- he are hanging out look I can see you through the window

You- no I mean like in person you know dad doesn't care if you in here with me. He does care about anything anymore.

Corpse- well scoot over then I'm coming in

You- through the window corpse I- are you sure?

Corpse- of course I'm sure I used to do it all the time remember move over.

Ok ok ok y'all should not be doing THIS. NO MEETING. NO CONTACT. STAY HOME. MASK.

That being said I'm so lonely :(