Swell Guys One Shots

schlatt- let's tell em

Schlatt keeps interrupting your stream because he's bored chat doesn't  know your a couple 

You- ok thank you for the bits   gamerfarmer uhhh yea I did get a new mic I'm so glad you noticed, my last one was so old I thought it was time for an upgrade Yano oh and razor had a sale on so I was soooo keen to get a new one. Alright chat what colour armour are we thinking I like the beige one but I don't have the right dye for it hmmm how about grey? I think I have grey yes I do but it looks so basic green? Why do you want green chat?? I actually do like the green one green armour it is than. See look how good my character looks I still need to unlock the facial features when you can change then than I can make it look like me more hold up chat someone keeps knocjing on my door let me mute.

Schlatt- y/n you still streaming??

You- yes bubba what's up??

Schlatt- I kinda just want cuddles

You- schlatt I want cuddles aswell but can it wait until after I've finished streaming it won't take to long I promise??

Schlatt- can I at least sit on the window cove while you stream??

You- ofc you can schlatt just keep it a hush I think I left my book their you can read that if you want.

Schlatt- oh dead poets society?? We watched the movie

You- maybe if I read the book Neil won't die.

Schlatt- keep dreaming big guy keep dreaming

You- alright chat I'm back what did I miss ok thanks almond milk for the ten, jameshames great name btw uhhh yea I just usually shave half my brows off they look a lil crazy rn I'm not wearing any makeup I just kinda rolled outta bed into stream.

Schlatt- you still look beautiful

You- awe your too kinda chat. Too kind. Hmm?? I didn't hear anything chat?? You guys are losing your mind I have my big headphones on today. Alright so armour check what next shall we do... I want to get a pet I'm pretty sure you can get horses and cats and dogs oh and bears I watched ok so before I downloaded this game I watched some polish man play the game and he somehow tamed the bear...

Schlatt- tame the bear

You- alright ok thanks for the five mason I am not taking the bear your insane can I just start of with a cat it's simple. Plus in pretty sure they can find coins and I need some at this point. I think I will start at the town hall see if anyone is selling any pets I only have 784 coins which i'm hoping is enough for a cat idk we shall see

Schlatt- broke ass

You- alright chat I need to go get a drink I'll be right back after this break or ad let's say. Schlatt,

Schlatt- yes my dearest honey bun

You- chat can hear you in the background look I don't mind you being in here I enjoy your company but you gotta keep it down bud or else they might figure out your here

Schlatt- I kinda like teasing your chat a lil

You- huuuuuuuuuu let's just tell them

Schlatt- I-

You- think if how much happier we would be to finally put it out there

Schlatt- I do have some video ideas we can do together

You- and I expect a percentage of the monitization...

Schlatt- fuck it. Let's just tell them but how.

You- should we do like a "I totally didn't mean to walk in I didn't know you were streaming" situation..

Schlatt- I'm down I actually do need to go get a drink