Swell Guys One Shots

noah - a homosexual bar

Y'all wanted more girl X girl themed and let's be honest we all need more girl X girl themed in our lives

Ok I'm sorry if I offended anyone love who you love (I kinda dog at straight people a lil but that's such a gay thing to do tho)

I also use the word queer kinda as in insult towards noah and if you are offended I sorry its used in an ironic way not as a derogatory term 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Noah I feel would be the best and super supportive as a wing man because he just gives me butch lesbian I live in a cabin with my gf who makes tea while I'm out chopping down trees yano??

Noah-ok y/n the game plan is we go to the bar we have some beers you have fun talk to some women bang

You-vuahaha I wish it was that easy women are complicated like deadass you think being a woman myself would make this gay shit easier but it doesn't any way noah help me with what to wear I need to look gay but not to gay but gay yano...

Noah- I don't know what you mean however in Jersey we do have a lot of lesbians so I kinda know what they look like.

You- ok I might have to get Maddie in because I need her fashion advice ok no lemmie send her a few outfit ideas

Noah- ok while you do that I'mma open up some beers

You- Maddie which one sis 1 or 2 or 3 in thinking 2 it screams I'm gay but also kinda like I could be straight but like really curious yano

Maddie- outfit 2 but the bucket hat from 3 it has a subtle rainbow

You- ok ok thanks mads I love you bye bye

Naoh- so?

You- I know what im wearing gimmie by beer bitch

Deadass I just made this outfit and I must say it do be kinda fresh tho... I might start making outfits for some stories how we feeling about that..

Noah- I've never been to a gay bar before

You- I went once with my ex yea the one who tired out to be straight even tho she told me she was gay god straight people man 🤮🤮 oh noah say if idk shit goes down do you know how to get back you'll be ok right?

Noah- ofc y/n I'll just get an Uber how wasted are we planny to get

You- not that drink only a few beers Im just worried about you yano also if anyone tries to hit on you just be like AHH to me Yano cause it's a bar and gay people can get a lil uhhhh extra oh my gosh

Noah- whoop idk when the bar opens but it's like 8 rn we gotta get ready leave at like what 9:30??? I'll order an Uber at 9

You- ight now get out I don't want you looking at my tits not that I care were friends but yano get the fuck out

Time skip because gay...

You- fuck it's so loud in here

Noah- idk what you really expected y/n it's a bar

You- idk what I expected either also it's full of gay men ... Where's the lesbians at huh??

Naoh- well there's gotta be some women in here oh wait she's right in front of me

You- hahaha stfu queer I want a drink do you want anything noah? A whisky??
Rum n coke??? Straight vodka??? Sprite??? What??

Noah- I'll have a whisky

You- that's such a straight thing to order noah- uhh hi yes um can I have two whisky shots please?? Uh noah ice? Uh no thanks on both no ice in either thanks.

Noah- I thought you said

You- I'm just kidding noah I love you thanks for being so supportive of this whole yano queer shit

Noah- ofc y/n your loving who you want plus it's nice to have a friend who is a women who likes women yano??

You- and it nice to have a friend who is a man who likes women yano ohhh ok cheers to liking women??

Noah- uggjj cheers to lily women, this class is foggy

You- oh it tastes like ass ugh it's so fucking foggy oh look at the side

Noah- I'm bout ready to leave this place

You- awe come on- shit yea me to

Noah- ok let's leave at like 11 so it looks like we're moving on and into better things

You- when in reality to just go home to drink more beers in our underwear swiping on eachothers tinder

Noah- I nearly got you a date that one time with that girl uhhh what was her name...??

You- Emma? Lily? Kate?

Noah- it was Kate wasnt it omg yes it was

You- sucks that she was "daiting" Carson tho... Still hit it....

Ok ok ok ok I know I know soft spot soft spot anyway im so lucky to have a while gay/LGBTQ+ fried group so we're all supportive of eachother 👉🏻👈🏻