Swell Guys One Shots

kryoz- ban fast fashion

Y'all this one might be long af this idea came to me in a dream idk why but it did and now I've fallen in love with the idea of daiting John. Basically you and John have a competition for your YouTube channel.

You- hiiiii welcome back to my channel it's me ya boi y/n and today o have a guest

John- hi

You- yes John is finally on my channel y'all asked and I must deliver because you guys pay my bills.... Anyway so I had this crazy ass idea well

John- hey don't take all the fucking credit it was a mixu of both our ideas

You- ok yea it was anyway we are here in front of a goodwill basically what we are gunna do is we have to buy three outfits for eachother

John- wow that sounds pretty boring

You- it's not my usual gaming video's sorrta a vlog typa beat but yano I thi it would be fun we both like fashion and we both have very different styles so this might actually be super entertaing, were gunna grab a cart and pick out three outfits for eachother there is not budget because we're YouTubers, plus I'm so excited to see what my annoying ass boyfriend picks out for me.

John- yea well my boyfriend is still on Canada so idk what he will pick out for me

You- i--- ok well that shit do be hurtin me tho... Anyway best man wins ok?? Oh btw were gunna split apart because this goodwill is split down the middle for male and female

John- ok so I didn't really plan any outfits for y/n I just gunna find things she might wear and hopefully they look good if not y/n has some sick new clothes.

You- ok I did actually plan what I want to find for John oh this cart has a dodgy wheel fucking class innit. So yea outfit one I'm gunna find maybe some smart ass business man CEO realness I've never seen John wear a suit and suits are hot and Johns hot so win win, outfit two Hawaiian beach vibes and outfit three I was thinking like slouchy joggers n hoddie grey joggers on men could get it so yea.

John- ok I'mma start off at accessories because y/n wears lots of accessories ooo oh my god she's gunna love this yes look at this choker thing I guess it's so cool and spikey and green ok and these earrings are cute ok yea I'm not really planning anything I'm just getting things she would like whoops. Found this eareii maybe something grey or maybe like a silver or even any colour really would go with it there like lil combs.

You- alright so I found this coat it's quite long and has these large buttons this is super cute I think John would love this and it's only $5 which I think is amazing getting a coat like this new probably close to $50 so definitely getting John this, I also didn't film it but I found this like super cool um pink idk the brand but like design thing up the sleeves ugh this is so cute if I see John wear this I'mma snatch him the fuck up.

John- this dress I think y/n might kill me bit she's gunna look so sexy in it it's I think it's reflective?? Some boots and a nice necklace would go with this wait no the collar spike thing ok yea things are slowly coming together.

You- ight so outfit two is complete I'm trynna do this systematically so I don't get confused so this pink like sweatshirt with these grey joggers these are Nike I believe tehre like $2 I found this super adorable bright ass green bag and I think maybe a bucket hat to finish the look off idk about shoes I think I'm gunna head to the shoes last so after three outfits because I know John loves his shoes.

John's- alright ive found this banglet?? Bracelet resin plant- it's green to match the collar so it's going with it and these shoes there like black lace up boots I think y/n has these or similar but she always wears them so why not have another pair..

You- alright another outfit down it's the smart one it's the coat I got these tartan trousers Taht I love oh and this ahhhh I couldn't find a true proper Hawaiian shirt but I did find this and I have this exact shirt so we can match it's probably really cringe but oh well I really want to find the like kahki shorts I swear every white boy has hahaha John's gunna hate meeee.

John- so I forgot I had to film but I've been working hard this angle is bad omg I look like I have bear fists... Anyway y/n always says she loves conceptual things so the concept here is like strawberry I got this apron thing it's so funny omg than I looked and boom these strawberry sunglasses and pink crocs y/n has crocs but not pink ones.. I think... No well I've never seen her wear them there like $1 so... Idk the third outfit I might just have a look around to see what I can find for this Idk I'm thinking maybe just some like full goth sorrta vibes all back she does wear lots of black hmmm

You- alright these rings are so cute I might have to steal one there's no sizing on them so hopefully they don't fit John's fingers so I can take them but if they do I'll still probably take them anyway... This bag my brother Im sure has or had a bag like this for school n stuff I'm not sure let's look through these to see if I can find anything that catches my eye of not imma head over to shoes AHH these are cute hmm this jumper is cute oh it's in a xxs and that is not John thats not anyone who's gunna for an xxs not fucking me aye lads?? Welp looks like I'mma head over to shoes.

John- so I've finished

You-   John just texted me to tell me she's finished aswell so I'mma wait till he's done checking out so that he doesn't see the shit I got him but until then imma look in the nick back section because I wanna see what home decor they have ect stuff that's cheap and useful and maybe weird I always look for weird things in thrift stores and this goodwill is pretty small unlike some I've been in that have whole ass pianos and sofas and shit.

John- I've finished I've paid for everything, uhhh this is four bags full of clothing items cost me..... $100.75 which is very good I'm just waiting for y/n by the car since it's her car she drives me around she's the man of the house so ye.

You- alright so I'm walking through the mug isle and I see this.... It's a Markiplier mug. I totally should get it I also found this mug it has these like pizza slices and I got this water bottle because I've been needing a new one on my desk while i stream, uhh what else did I get ummmm I'm showing the camera now so that I don't have to do it when we get back because I am tired af. Oh yes yes this plant pot it's like tribal decor I thought that would be a cool gift for my nan either or they both like plants. Oh and this I think it's meant to be a makeup brush holder holder but.... Idk I thought it's weird buy cute Yano. Oh and the best for last I absolutely love Halloween y'all know that everyone knows that so ya girl found the Halloween themed items, I got this pumpkin tin I'm hopefully gunna put Oreos in I think this ghost jar it's got a small chip in but it's less than a dollar so I'm not mad and I got somethings I'mma give as gifts like this lamp to my mum this mask thing to my brother Yano yano alright I better get back to John's he's probably found another gf or bf while I've been in here.

John- finally I've been waiting

You- ok shut the fuck up bitch I did some Christmas shopping already I'll show you the shit in the car yes?

John- maybe I'm hungry let's get taco bell

You- ok so here's the receipt I didn't count the bags but that came to a total of wait I need to take away the bits I got for.. I am bad at maths

John- I literally failed maths so i do not know

You- uhhhh let's round up ummm ok let's say $120 overall which isn't too bad John I got some shit y'all one outfit I'm so excited for deadass awe your gunna look so fresh

John- bitxh please I always look fresh

You- no no you don't, remember last night after we had finished s---

John- ok ok ok y/n just wait until we get home

You- why wait??? What's stopping you??

John- drive to taco bell bitch.

ahhhhhh ok so this came to me in a dream and now I'm in love with the idea of airing kryoz, we don't have thrift stores in the UK we have charity shops but at a very small scale. Personally my new years Resolution was to stop most of my fast fashion habits by shopping in charity shops and it's going ok I've found some lovley dresses n stuff. I would love to one day to to an American thrift store.