Swell Guys One Shots

quackity- monster truck

Wowwwww I haven't written for quackity since my last book crazy how times change. I looooivvvveeee this song btw

Pls request songs I'm running outta ideas.

Context- set in the dream smp// reader is just kinda crazy. High up on the government when schlatt ruled and quackity was against it however you got fired and schlatt hired quackity instead so you were very in happy. *Angst

Some people say I’m dramatic

You- wtf Tommy are you dumb?? YOU CHILD how dare you

Tommy- now y)n calm down I didn't

You- DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN QUACKITY TELL THIS FUCKING CHILD WHO THE FUCK THEY THINK THEY ARE TALKING TO. I am very high up in the government in this stupid fucking world ok i-

Alex- y/n Tommy I think it's best if you leave this building ok maybe go visit Wilbur or something

You- NO I WILL FUCKING BE AT YOUR EXECUTION, schlatt will hear about everything quackity.

Quackity- hey hey hey y/n he's just a boy

You- yea that's not my problem. What is my problem tho is that schlatt orders me to uptake an inspection of everyone in this  land and Tommy denied my search.

Quackity- y/n I think you need to quit your job.

rocket launcher

Quackity- y/n what's that??

You- thecno helped me build it it's called a rocket launcher  it's supposed to take down schlatt this will teach him fuck that goat for making Tubbo second when i-

Quackity- no y/n look ok you can't put yourself in more danger. He's already on to us to you you can't.

You- watch me.

Quackity- Y/N I KNOW YOU'VE JOINED THEM ok and I know that you are planning on taking down schlatt with Tommy and Wilbur and I have to tell schlatt!!

You- how? WAIT NO I'm not. Were not planning anything look quackity I-

Quackity- THEN WHY ARE YOU WITH THEM. HUH? WHY ARE YOU WITH THEM??

You- when schlatt fired me i- I had no where to go. Phil, was kind enough to take me in I have nothing. And no one quackity. I just wanna fit in

Quackity- well it's too late for that y/n

take it straight to the dome

You- and you can take that straight to the dome bitch boy

Quackity- now hold up there y/n you know I cant-

You- fuck you.

Quackity- hey y/n that's not nice.

You- you know what isn't nice? You FUCKING TAKING MY JOB HUH? dream laughs at me know quackity. I'm a joke of the Land all because of you.

Quackity- no I didn't, I had nothing and no one. WEEE had nothing and no one but you decided to side with them.

You- ofc I did quackity. They care. They took me in. They looked after me and now. It's all going to mean nothing. Schlatt is going to mean nothing. Our house is going to mean nothing. Your going to mean nothing.

Quackity- what?? Y/n I don't understand what are you doing.

You- It was never ment to be.

Quackity- what?

You- IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE.

This is a very hectic story I'm sorry I'm not that proud of it rn but I'm kinda going through a weird period rn, like I've been depressed af all Day and no I've just got so much energy maybe a manic episode?? Maybe just energy who knows.

Plus I am so touched starved and lonely holy shit.