Playing some Wii games with schlatt both of you are gunna be playing Wii fit yoga.
I put pictures of the yoga positions just incase.v
* I made the reader sound like a bitch I promise those weren't my intentions there just sass...
Schlatt- welcome back to another video today I am joined by my partner y/n
You- hello, hi, were playing well not playing were doing some yoga. As a couple because we are a couple yes... Sure,please help I haven't seen my family in-
Schlatt- that's enough of that, so yea as y/n said we're doing some Wii yoga today. Hmm ohhh I want the women yes please.
You- wtf.
Schlatt- oh she's hot ....
You- schlatt what did you say I couldn't hear you over the sound of my ass cheeks...
Schlatt- that was outta pocket.
Wii fit trainer: hi welcome back I missed you
Schlatt- I missed you to oh boy did I-
You- I certainly didn't miss this bitch. Were not doing downward dog schlatt, this early in the video??? Fr???
Schlatt- ok ok ok how about this one its called the half moon. You like aestrology right? Retrograde right??
You- oh Murcery it's in retrograde omg my crystals the rose quartz uhhhhh it's telling-
Schlatt- what's it telling you
You- it's telling you to shut the fuck up and pick a yoga pose already.
Schlatt- wtf I like the Wii fit trainer better she doesn't talk as much.
You- schlatt she also doesn't give you views because she's in the thumbnail does she??? No I didn't think so bitch let's do this bull shit moon pose or whstever it's called....
Wii fit trainer: today we will be doing a pose called half moon.
Yogajournal pls don't sue me
You- schlatt I don't think there's enough space move your giant ass bro...Schlatt- shut the fuck up move your smaller ass.
You- so your saying I have a small ass?? You weren't saying that yesterday... Editor pull up the tweets
Schlatt- no no no shut the fuck up bitch we don't need to see the tweets
You- yoga is gunna ruin our marriage i want a divorce-
Wii fit trainer- now hold this pose for twenty seconds
Schlatt- uhhh i can't do this it hurts my arms wtf
Wii fit- keep going
You- you heard the bitch keep going (puts leg down)
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