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insane!jawsh- breeze blocks

Honestly I've actually been loving jawsh so much recently, I had a dream anyway

Jawsh = alt J breeze blocks

I love this sonnnmgggg

Trigger warning the song is about kidnapp and murder and some cannibalism so if you don't want to read that up yea pls don't.

* I personally have never seen any reason to believe jawsh would do something like this ( well apart from FNAF scares) I have had a few discord convosations with jawsh and he seems pretty wholesome this is just for fun pls don't send hate towards me I am in no way condemning this typa beat

*Jawsh pov well inner monologue it's from jawsh's brain his thoughts if you will.

But hold her down with soggy clothes and breeze blocks

That should do it, four cinder blocks they are pretty heavy and she's not that heavy so they should hold her down. Plus she was wearing lots of warm layers to keep her warm in this cold night time trip to the lake that she thought we were going on well technically she did go to a trip on the lake she just never made it back I suppose.

Break down, now weep

Why jawsh why you lived her why omg why.
Omg what have I done? I don't want to hurt her no no no n o no jawsh your so dumb your such an idiot I never meant to hurt her I promise I just lost control oh my god oh my god I don't mean to kill her omg no no no y/n I love you I love you I promise I love you I never meant to hurt you I promise ok jawsh you have to get her out ok ok maybe she's not dead maybe she's just unconscious

The fear has gripped me but here I go

Oh god y/n please don't be dead ok jawsh you gotta get into the lake and pull her ok ok you just gotta oh I isn't want to go in but she's in there ok ok I do have to go in ok ok.

Ohhh the waters cold I can't see anything oh I should have brought a torch ok ummm here what's this in this is her I think jawsh she's down here ok I think jawsh you gotta go under why? She's down there! Oh ok ok ok go under only for like ten seconds jawsh you got this before she does actually die oh I'm scared but for her well you already killed her what now jawsh pull her out take her home just incase

She bruises

Oh god look at her neck. My hand prints oh god if they find her oh God they will think there mine jawsh they are yours ok ok I know but still I'm the first one they look at omg ok ok umm where else ummm accident?? Um thighs her thighs oh god from the role oh my god rope burn they will know she's been tied with some kinda rope get rid of the rope jawsh all evidence asap.

Germolene, disinfect the scene

Oh it stings it stings my eyes badly oh god, why is there so much blood I don't understand ok jawsh you got this step uhh two: get rid of evidence that she was ever here wait no get rid of evidence that she was ever harmed ok that's better. Make sure there's none

I'll eat you whole

You gotta do it jawsh, you can't throw her in the lake as planned she will resurface and than what huh? You'll have like what a week to hide? No nope not enough time. Eat her. Your gunna have to. It's the only way they will not find her. How Romantic would it be. Ok now is not the time to be thinking about love omg y/n I love you I'm so sorry please don't be mad I- something just snapped please y/n I'm sorry

Oh god this is gross jawsh you gotta do it it's the only way to get rid ok step uggghhhh this should have been step one jawsh what are you don't your so stupid.

Y/n I'm so sorry... I loved you still love you please...

Whoo that one was dark yea idk what I was thinking about when I wrote this however it's so outta character for jawsh I thought it would fit him better I feel.

Ugh this song makes me feel like I'm in the mafia idk why it's an amazing song

Oof

This a yikes

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