Swell Guys One Shots

jschlatt- they call me flour man

Bored schlatt kinda vibes with your actions 👉🏻👈🏻

ALSO DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY KNOW SCHLATTS NAME I THOUGHT IT WAS JEBADIAH BUT IDK IF ITS A BIT.

You guys play a game acalled eat it! It's like James Corden spill your guts of full your guts but slightly different.

It was a Thursday afternoon and you were just chillin all day, you streamed for a few hours so now your just slouching around the hiy watching some TV some YouTube yano the drill.

You had drifted off into a light slumber when you were woken to the feeling of someone watching you " can you stop looking at me bitch it's weird" who was looking at you well it can only be one person the person you love, the person who was staying at your house; schlatt. "Y/nnnnnnnn" he whined dragging your name out longer that he needed to " im kinda bored" " well schlatt you could always stream??" You asked wiggling your eyebrows at him with a smirk on your face

" You dumb bitch I'm not streaming" he plopped on the sofa next to you getting into your face with his hands " pay attention to me" " stfu blades I'm trying to watch this, I gotta see what snakes come out of what egg" ( omg I've been watching so many snake egg hatching video's). Schlatt just moved his hand closer to your face without touching you if that was even possible " snakes, snakes are gunna come outta the eggs" you just placed your fingers in his lips to silence him as an albino snake left the egg.

Just as schlatt tried to move his hand closer to touch your face you took his fingers in your mouth because why not. Schlatt hadn't realised what was happening as it moved so fast and tried to pull his hand back but couldn't because his fingers were in your mouth. You looked up at Schlatt and gave him innocent eyes as his fingers stayed in his mouth. "Y/nnnnnnn stoppppp"

"Schlatt I have an idea let's play like our own version of eat it, I can film it and put it on my channel" You wiggled your eyebrows at him, you knew he hated the sort of game but he was super bored and this would preoccy you both for at least a few hours. " Fine but I'm going first" you guys searches through the cupboards for your punishment foods for schlatt you had an idea or a plan atleast the foods you wanted were: flour,hot sauce, cinnamon, dry noodles. You've set up the camera and lighting just how you usually do it and introduced the vid concept you were doing. Schlatt went first since he won a game of rock paper scissors.

Jschlatt- ok y/n the first food punishment is a raw onion and the question is out of lunch club who would you date if you weren't daiting me????"

You- hmmm that's actually a tough question because I liked you before we even met so that's ok don't look at the camera like that Mr you were simping hard over me aswell ok? I'm probably gunna have to pick.... Maybe carson? Yea I feel like we would make an ok couple plus I actually do like Carson.

Schlatt- my feelings are kinda hurt bitch, fair play you answered the question.

You- ight blades answer this one out of the list that I am about to give you who do you think the fans shipped you most with ok so minx? Me? And Wilbur?

Schlatt- you know what they call me y/n they call me the simp master 10000% you.

You- schlatt buddy, they bout to call ya flower man take some

Schlatt- no wtf I answered the question

You- and I think your lying, it's Wilbur. I even ship you with Wilbur bitch eat the damn flour.

And he ate the flour and practically threw up at the taste. This went back and forth asking eachother questions and guessing if you believed them or not so far you had eaten: cat food, dry rice, and raw broccoli. Schlatt however had eaten all of your foods as you just wanted to make schlatt suffer for the bit; plus the fans thought you bullying schlatt was goals and super funny. "Woah an albino scale-less" this was heard in the background of the video still playing.

I'm thinking about maybe writing like nsfw stuff more often I mean I can.... I'm of legal age....

Would y'all like to see that.?? Just a warning it's probably gunna get very Smutty if I do yano 👉🏻👈🏻

Probably not lunch club doe... But Yano some of the misfits said they didn't mind.c