Swell Guys One Shots

c! technoblade- soft boy.

Scary technoblade being soft? With reader? Its more likely than you think....

I also like that I  said that would wrote more often... And than I haven't written in anything for a month yea yea I know. I've been busy.

Set during pogtopia times

The cavern as cold and dark. Tbh it was all wilburs fault in the first place, he lost the election against schlatt and you being his speech writer and very prominent in the l'manburg party  you and tommy were also exhiled to this ravine in which you guys now live. The plus part was the fact that Tommy was able to get an anarchist pig to join pogtopia, and that pig being the technoblade.

Surprising, before pogtopia you never met techno Wilbur and Tommy always spoke about him it being even more surprising that him and Wilbur were twins. (ok for me him and Wilbur are canonically twins) that abruptly changed when Tommy sent you do pick up 'the blade' you think he meant a sword but no, he ment the actual technoblade. You'd quickly grown a close attachment to the piglin, his love of potatoes confused you of course and needed to know all about the potato war and squidkid, you guys shared little bits of information about each of your lives you told him about swearing at badboyhalo for the first time of many, you told him about eret betraying you guys ect. He just sat there and listened you you, like actually listened not just pretend. He listened and took notes of how your hands moved when you spoke about your life, how your lips curved into a smile and how your eyebrows furrowed at any mention of betrayal or harm to the ones you cared about. He was smitten. You were smitten. And that's how you guys started dating.

You were currently leading a fox down into pogtopia as Tubbo killed the last one you guys had on accident (it really wasn't) when you heard a gentle tune being hummed. It was coming from the farm so you knew it only had to be the blood god.

You- someone's happy today huh?

Tech- heh? Oh yea my day is  going ok no Tommy around to ruin it.

You- oh well that's good look what I brought back

Thec- ah a fox did anyone see you?

You- uhhhh no I saw Callahan (my beloved) and George off in the distance but they didn't see me.

Techno- good. Are you hungy?

You- uhh no I'm ok I have some bread Niki baked for me

Even though his back was turned away from you, you've known technoblade long enough to know he was frowning right now. You knew that technoblade wanted to keep you fed and protected at all costs even if that meant tending to another set of potatoes. You instantly regret

You- however I will take some potatoes I've got four steak left

Techno- here, just grown these.

You looked up at the piglin. His cloak not wrapped around his shoulders for once, however his crown still worn proudly across his pink hair down to his waist. His eyes as red as blood but still warm and inviting you took the potatoes and placed them into your inventory. Leant up on your tipie toes to not reach his lips at all (man's like 7 foot) he just chuffed and Bent his neck down to place a small peck onto your lips.

You- you need to stop being so tall Mr blade making me feel small and shit. Let me go put this fox away.

You left the growing area, to attach the fox onto the fence post. You searched the "public" chests to find some wood to make a sign. Once you had finally found some acacia (🤮) and made the sign but didn't know what to name it. You sat opposite the fox trying to decide what to name it ( idk if it's just me but I gotta feel it's aura to know what to name things). Some shuffling was heard behind you almost soft footsteps.

You- thec?

Techno- it's just me love, I'm right here.

You turned your head a lil too fast and actually cracked your neck bones. Techno climbed up the steps to sit down next to you. Pulling your smaller frame against his body so that you were sitting in his lap facing him.

You- where is everyone btw? I know Tommy is our with Tubbo but what about Wilbur? Or Niki? Or even Fundy I haven't seen Fundy today?

Thenoblade- schlatt called Niki and Fundy into work last minute I don't know about Wilbur something about getting gunpowder?

You- oh yea probably he's been collecting alot recently not sure why tho.

Thecno- I miss spending time with you alone. Without any annoying disturbances.

You- same. I can't wait to get out of this hell whole and move to the snow like you wanted.

Thecno- after this is all finished we will my Aphrodite.

A wildly British child ( I'm cracking up) could be heard in the distance meaning you and technoblade had about 30 seconds until chaos insueed in the ravine. neither did you or techno move from the embrace you guys were sharing right now tho because it was quite rare you guys had silence but it was worth it. Any time alone with the anarchist piglin is worth it, it's just a shame that it will one day come to an end.

Bro I just want this. Like. Bro.