Swell Guys One Shots

c!technoblade- type of couple

Ok last one unless anymore are requested and after this I'm moving onto smut requests wooo

This is all in game stuff because techno said he's uncomfortable with irl but in game about his character he doesn't mind.

You are the chaos//violence

TW// blood, gore, violence
death?

- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

- you sharpen technoblade's spare axe when he's not home probably out fighting or something if you didn't go with him

- which is usually rare becuse wherever he went you went if violence is involved and knowing technoblade it definitely was involved.

- you lived with him in the tundra in the snow which took some getting used to because it's so cold however you lived pretty far away from everyone else.

- other people living in the SMp would be scared of you at first because your technoblade's s/o

- But when they actually get to meet you, your worse than techno and are scared of you because your you.

- you bully dream wayyyyy more than tech does to the point it gets physical and you guys PvP

- dream left covered in blood (his), broken boots, cracked ribs, arrow to the shin and the poison effect

- probably helped with blowing up l'manburg and it was maybe 100% your idea

- you know how techno is a piglin and likes gold? You guys wear matching crowns or matching gold jewelry or both

- I can imagine you techno and Phil just getting along so well

- and if you and tech were together for a long time were definitely part of the Minecraft family and got along with everyone super well

-hmm maybe not Tommy as much or maybe the complete opposite and you and Tommy were super close

- cannonically tech is 9'6? I think?? Maybe 7'3?? Just know he's really tall and your near his height but he's still a foot taller than you.

- Tommy before exile accidentally set your carpet on fire in your bathroom (oh yes you had carpet in the bathroom)

- you and tech loved upsetting people but we're so casual in doing so, for example the carpet in the bathroom or ALWAYS having trap doors eveywhere that lead to nowhere "y/n I swear there were 6 buttons yesterday?" " What? Oh no Tubbo there's 20 always has been" " but I swear-"

- the arson couple™️ always setting things on fire? "Happy valentine's Day tech I burnt this tree down for you" "awe y/n I burnt Tommy's tent down for you""no fair"

- you have 1 cannon life left but no one knows that not even tech, Ghostbur is probably the one person because you wanted to be a ghost aswell if you lose the last one.

OK Smut headcannon requests are now open ask away 😽😽