Swell Guys One Shots

minx- AHH my heart

Tw// this one's gay

minx- oh fuck that scared me cunt

you- omg my heart

you heard screaming and yelling from the kitchen so you followed the noise to hear your girlfriend Becky was streaming a horror game. very rightly so it was Halloween ofc you didn't have any plans this year so you joined your girlfriend on stream. the problem is you were both terrified of horror games you've already cried so much this stream and you guys haven't even been playing an hour. minx had dressed up as a pumpkin while you were dressed as schlatt. You had on a Yankee (with a brim) and put on your James Charles hoodie oh and minx drew on some chops into your skin. Minx absolutely hated she even refused to kiss you she said it was too much like schlatt to care, chat however fucking loved it they were going wild, the fan fictions omg they loved it.

You- minx honey don't go down the well you know what they say about the well chat.

Minx- I fucking have to go down the well the game won't let me

You- oh fuck look Ew is that blood or water?

Minx- or piss.

You- hopefully it's piss

Minx- why hopefully FUCK!!

you- I brased myself for that one I knew it was gunna be a jump sacre right there.

Minx- this game is fucking weird

You- I agree omg what even is this who made this game, chats saying don't go in there

Minx- huh? Don't go into here why? I'm going in fuck it.

You- do crime. Be gay.

Minx- ewww is that a chicken why would they hang it like that what??

You- oh my god I'm gunna throw up look to your left bitch. What is that omg?

Minx- fuck cunt I don't know wait wait y/n hold my hand

You- your hands are sweaty oh my god.

Minx- fuck up cunt

You- babe, don't go into the room I swear to god

Minx- there's no where else to fucking to cunt I have to the fucking game won't fucking let me go any where else

You- I'm fucking hiding this is too much.

Minx- no no no baby don't hide I'm sorry this is too much...

You- no no no minx continue playing the game I'll um I'll get some snacks

Minx- no no no I can't have my girlfriend leaving me

You- minx nooooo

Minx- right cuddles now

You- ohhh I like this better than the game

Minx- I can't believe you fucking dressed like the cunt

You- hahaha I thought it was funny

Minx- yea stfu

You- you know what they call me? They call me gay

Oh fuck I want a gf so badlyyyyyy this shits so fucking cuttteee

I wanna hold woman hands ozh men are ok aswell I guess