Swell Guys One Shots

ted- fate‽ pt1

This was requested and omg I love this idea

Definitely making more parts maybe like a long ass story ok yes that's what I want to do.

You were single. Incredibly single. In fact your hadn't been in a relationship or even kissed someone in over three years. It wasn't like your weren't interested (you were) it was just no one really looked at you that way, looked at you the way you wanted them to. So here you are at fate date. Fate date is a daiting service to put it simply. Lots of your friends and there children ect met through the daiting service as most people did in 2025. Super fancy expensive Computer algorithms match people up with search history and are sure to fall on love so the lady at the front desk told you.

She lead you to a room where your match maker would take details. The room was a shade of purple like am old lady shade of purple. Kinda ugly but would totally own a jumper in that shade kinda purple. You took a seat on the matching purple ottoman and took a look around the room. All the decor looked liked it had come from a February 20th valentine's Day sale super cringy, heart shaped shit.

"Hui you must be y/n correct" a lady walked up to you and stuck out her hand. Very smartly dressed she wore: a cream silk button up, grey pencil skirt and the black loubitons. Her hair was blonde and pulled up into a sleek ponytail and had heart dangley earrings. To you she looked like the mean bully in highschool that was super pretty and knew it. You realised she just asked you a question and grabbed her hand " uhh yes that's me hello" she smiled at you "lovely i'm Aphrodite I'm your match maker Today let's get started with some basics shall we?" She pulled out a table which had a tablet built into it. She pressed the button and the screen lit up, she pressed a few buttons and than looked up to you.

Aphrodite- ok y/n so I'm just going to ask you to plug your phone on with this wore you know how it works I'm sure Judy told you at the front desk right? Great so go ahead and do that for me

So that was her name. You grabbed the cable and plugged in your phone. A purple loading screen on the tablet popped up and desplayed all your search history from the past month:

- Tom Holland age
- Jeffrey Epstein
- levi belfeild home town
- levi belfeild prison
- levi belfeild sentence
- Disney move
- Disney move
-disney movie
- how does one hide a body?
- oxygenated bleech
- subway near me
- states that still have death penalty
- blood splatter examples
- jack hammer
- hornet image
- how to pass lie director
- ssri antidepressants
- cult killings
-Narcosatanists
-jonestown
-jonestown victims
- pizza hut number
- antvenom age

All of the search history from the previous month right there in front of both of you. She just kinda looked at you

You- uhhh I'm an author

Aphrodite- oooo

You- I write all types but I mainly focus on crime.

Aphrodite- hahaha well that makes sense That's so interesting great genre what other interests or things you like

You- thanks It just something I find interesting like the phycology behind it and how messed up and crual murders can be. Um but I also play a lot of games especially Minecraft

Aphrodite- well not all you will be suprised how many murders can be nice people.
(She winked at you after that statement a lil confused but ok)Ok next question ideal date

You- um well I think for me the ideal date would be for food maybe at an ice-cream parlor yea that sounds nice.

Aphrodite- cute. Milk ice cream?? ( Sounds stupid but seriously it's ice-cream but milk just frozen milk it's very good)