Swell Guys One Shots

coop- sanrio

I've been having dreams about cooper it's been about four night so far so I'mma write one of them into a dream because it's cute.

You- ugh joko hurry up buddy your lagging behind

Coop- y/n your just walking to fast omg I get it you know your way round this place but jeez

You- your not helping

Coop- y/n let's just actually get into to the skate park than we can plan

Joko- who's idea was it to walk to this Random place in la?

You- yours dumbass

Coop- yea yours dumbass

Joko- I feel like I'm third wheeling you two shit sucks

You- fuck you cooper and I-

Cooper- we are not daiting.

You- yea.

Joko- you guys act like it just fuck already

You- well actually...

Joko- no... No I don't believe it you guys are... Y/n and you cooper are oh my god you guys are fuck buddies. Wtf for how long?

You- jeez John idk months?? A few weeks after I moved out here

Joko- coop how comes you never told me??

Coop- dunno just never did

You- omg this is mill road we are almost there than I can see the cute ass Japanese shit. Guys I'mma walk slightly ahead alright?? 

Joko- sure just not to far I can't see past 6ft so uh coop why just fuck buddies??

Coop- idk I guess it's just easier for us

Joko- how comes you obviously like y/n??

Coop- I know I just it's hard for me to actually talk to y/n like that yet alone as a gf idk bro im just happy with what we have I don't want to ruin it

Joko- so how is y/n in bed

You- guys hurry the fuck up I found art box omg cinnamonroll he's so big omg

Coop- damn it's actually so much higher than I thought

You- duh idiot its a sanrio store I know I wanna get some hello kitty headphones and i wanna get a plusheen mouse pad omg coop do I have to drag you in??

Joko- you guys go ahead Amanda asked me to get her something so yea.

You- omg cooper look at this lol purse it's so cute

Coop- like you...

You- huh cooper?? It's noisy in here I didn't fucking hear you

Coop- I said yes it is

You- oh right it's adorable omg they have Pon Pon yess look my son

Coop- hey y/n

You- yea??

Coop- um that guy over there keeps staring at you so you know him??

You- huh?? Oh the ginger guy yea he was staring at me when we came in its kinda making me uncomfortable...

Coop- why didn't you say anything y/n we could have walked the other way??

You- cooper we both know we are not confrontational people so it didn't matter also  maybe he just recognises me he looks like her would be a teir 3 sub no??

Coop- he's paying your rent y/n...

You- and he's paying for this haul now let's hurry cuse I wanna buy some snacks so we can try them on stream maybe me n Travis

Coop- I'm not here no?

You- no cause the cake things Travis loves has milk in pretty sure (apparently coop is lactose intolerant but low-key idk fam)

Coop- it's worth the shits

You- Ew cooper shut the fuck up. Should I get some ramen for the house cause y'all can't cook??

Coop- noah grills

You- shmeat.

Coop- shmeat. EWWWW it's bacon flavoured ramen

You- it's Korean bacon actually it's different to our bacon also it super adorable it has keroppi on he's the green frog

Coop- I wonder if they have hello kitty ediables

You- that's a good idea omg when we get back I wanna look... A high sanrio stream that's cute oh look joko

Joko- sup fuckers

Coop- you found anything for your girlfriend yet??

Joko- you found anything for your girlfriend yet?

You- uhh coopie? You have a girlfriend...

Coop- no no no joko??

Joko- I meant you y/n

You- oh ok. I got worried

Joko- why would you get worried.

You- I uhhh no reason well I don't want to be sleeping with someones man I'm not a  homewrecker

Joko- bullshit you greifed my house

You- no John I made it better

Joko- you blew it up

You- exactly I made it better it looked like shit cooper?? Where's cooper joko? Oh no cooper??

Coop- I'm right over here y/n relax

You- you got me worried cooper omg let's just get this shit and leave before I have a panic attack

Coop- do you want me to hold your hand while you pay?

You- actually cooper I would

Joko- bro

Coop- ok than

*In da car joko drove

You- cooper you can let go of my hand now it's not busy in the car

Coop- nah 

You- huhhhh

Coop- what's the sigh for hmmm?

You- I just wish I could do this all the time yano??

Coop- what spend £600 in the sanrio store??

You- it was £650 actually but no I meant hold your hand. I miss being able to hold someone's hand

Coop- you hold my hand all the time after sex y/n what do you mean??

You- no I mean. Never mind it's fine.

Coop- ok than. I'll let go of your hand.

You- joko told me what you said

Coop- huh? Wtf did I say.

You- about you liking me coop

Coop- y/n I know we agreed no feelings but I can't help it. I've known you for years and I've just fallen in love with your stupid ass face and the small freckle you have on your-

Your- ok cooper shit. I like you to buddy.

Joko- guys no fucking in my car it's a rental.

You- oh joko it's too late for that

Joko- are you serious my car?? You guys have your own Cars

Coop- we've already done it in our cars we wanted to so it in your car.

Joko- fuck you guys

You- well you could join but id rarther have Amanda

Ok ok ok this is down uwu