Swell Guys One Shots

schlatt- craft mine

Y'all stream together bunch of like idk clips of y'all streaming.

You- heii chat it's me again I know I know you guys can stop being sad I know I haven't streamed in a few weeks because well that's just say my pc accidentally broke

Schlatt- she fucking kicked it

You- yea and schlatts here too ok I did kick it but in my defense i did catch it so it didn't hit the ground chat... Pls stop bullying me... Idk why I did this stream you guys are mean I fucking have one annoying thing living in my house and now you guys wow

Schlatt- y/n let's just fucking play Minecraft already

You- i- no fuck you schlatt ok chat hahaha that is what we are meant to be doing today playing some Minecraft were actually doing the cscoop challenge our viewers cross over so you know how it's done but j money care to explain??

Schlatt- uhhh you give us your money and it relates to a thing that we have to do.

You- oml why did I fucking let you move in my god. Anyway along the screen are prices and actions you donate That amount of money we do that thing is related to got it ok?

Schlatt- y/n wtf is your skin

You- do you not like it??

Schlatt- no wtf is fucking ugly

You- it's you babe. Remember that photo I took the other day of you sleeping well it's my skin.

Schlatt- I fuccccc just fucking open a world

You- haha ok it's loading anddd yes spruce my favourite ( what's y'all's favourite Minecraft woods mines obv spruce)

Schlatt- this is my tree now.

You- schlatt I was mining

Schlatt- mine.

You- uggggf stopppp

Schlatt- mine.

You- I stg schlatt your banned. I've just banned you.

Schlatt- wtf my own girlfriend just banned me from our Minecraft server how dare you bitch you you dumb-

You- broad? Your like a broken record schlatt with the same bits some what similar to stal...

Schlatt-

You- once I've finished getting some wood I'll in ban you but your on thin fucking ice boi.

Schlatt- you know what I don't wanna come back on your server.

You- chat pls start the hashtag y/n cancelled schlatt trending on twitter pls

Schlatt- ok ok you drive a hard bargain y/n but I'll join your stupid server again pls don't cancel me.

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You- chat how you liking the house so far?? I'm thinking of adding hmm maybe cobblestone floor?? No?? Hmmm how about a granite floor I have a stack here hmmm let's see

Schlatt- that looks fucking ugly.

You- your penis looks fucking ugly schlatt yet you never hear me complaining. I- a schlatt I apologise

Schlatt- I'm drowning myself.

You- well we both have to throw away our hot bars cause someone donated £20. No I need my pickaxe to take up the floor nooooo I really didn't think this through is there any iron ah ha there is schlatt you dead yet??

Schlatt- I got two hearts, one heart, half and I'm dead.

You- awe rip. I should have installed the mod where it leaves tombstones when you die I think tehre really cool.

Schlatt- you know 10 big hot men call me pretty cool

You- mhm sure big guy. Sure.

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Schlatt- y/n where are you?

You- in my office why?

Schlatt- no dumbass in Minecraft I wanna give you something

You- schlatt I stg of it's a bomb I'm gunna be pissed.

Schlatt- it's not a bomb I promise now where are you?

You- I'm in the cave near the spawner I'm getting XP I wanna enchant my sword with that looting book I got

Schlatt- the one you for from fishing?

You- no that was mending that's on my pickaxe I got looting from the village after the raid oh hello

Schlatt- hi here

You- a flower schlatt thank you that's so cute

Schlatt- oh and I got you this book.

You- i can't read.

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You- ok chat off I go again looking for enderpearls

Schlatt- I have one yes

You- only one bitch I bet I can get more than you.

Schlatt- nope.

You- fuck minx you really suck you know that why are all horses coded to be dumb as shit

Schlatt- you named your horse what??

You- I named my horse after my wife minx. You got a problem with the gays??

Schlatt- y/n I am gay.

You- last night you weren't.

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You- if there are diamonds behind this block I am going to scream poggers as loud as I can

Schlatt- pls don't I don't want to have to explain to the neighbors

You- my neighbors love me

Schlatt- yea right.

You- no they seriously do ok chat nextdoor to me on the right? Left? Left I think Is this lovely Muslim family with like 7 kids there super lovely.

Schlatt- remember the food they cooked for us??

You- omg yea k think ive told this story before but I'mma say it again schlatt and I both have fucked up sleeping schedules and they know that ok neighbors on the other side so incredibly rich it's therw second home so they never actually in the house but the Muslim family during Ramadan invited us over to eat with them at 5 because we're both still awake and the food was oh my god so good.

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You- schlatt I think we should get another pet

Schlatt- why?

You- well I have my animal I. Think we should get an animal for both of us like a child maybe a dog?

Schlatt- we have baby yuto why would we need a dog?

You- heyy don't talk about my stepson like that wow wtf. Nah i really want a dog schlatt. I have a snake, a bearded dragon and cat I think we should get a dog.

Schlatt- uhhhh idk y/n

You- plsssss schlatt??

Schlatt- is the dog girl available??

You- that typa dog?? Oh wow um um let me tweet her.

Ok guys just a small simple schlatt story I want this.

Also I'm writing a smut. And it's gunna be crazy. Deadass.

Like super super crazy. Just a warning