Swell Guys One Shots

mully- vibe check

Just a small lil (OMFG my schlatt smut is so fucking long guys it's nearly at 2000 words and they haven't even done the... Shit)

Yall in vr in the nursery

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You- aye yo vibe check

Mully- no y/n none of that juicy is sleeping look

You- awee he do be looking cute

Mully- hey hey hey y/n it's no simp September

You- you simp for me mull what you gunna say about that huh? Speachless I know

Mully- now that's that's out of order your hurting my feelings now

You- he he anyway I'm gunna go play with my car's outside
Neeeewwwwwwmmmm

Mully- y/n it's getting a little cold out here what you doin

You- NO mully don't look im peeing in the sandbox

Mully- no not not in the sandbox

You- when a bruh has to go a brush has to go you know what I'm saying

Mully- I don't know what your saying but that's josh's piss corner pee in that one

You- I don't want to pee in that corner and it's too late

Mully- I stg y/n if you don't pee in that corner

You- I've already done it mully. I pissed in Josh's corner.

Mully- I can't believe you've done that y/n and I will be telling josh

You- whatever loser I wanna go eat some dirt bye pussy

Mully- y/n your so fucking weird

You- stop don't touch me there this is any wap circle.

Mully- hahahaha Wap circle??

You- worship and praise circle what did you think I meant??

Mully- nah I just thought it meant that's what I thought it meant.

You- i- right

Mully- hey y/n check out this

You- it's a jiggle shrimp OMFG yess

Mully- let's cook it

You- bruh I wish Eddie was here

Mully- why Eddie huh?

You- because Eddie can cook good jiggle shrimp

Mully- I can cook good jiggle shrimp I'll show ya

You- ok then prove it

Mully- I'll show you good tasting jiggle shrimp and than you'll look stupid huh?

You- mull your a fucking banana wearing a top hat and shirt you have dick or nuts your the stupid one here

Mully- that's it I'm telling your mum

Oof small one here (I'm incredibly sad rn so sorry this is shit it's low-key just a filler for this schlatt smut)