Swell Guys One Shots

c!technoblade- animals

This was requested and I had to write straight away because i am a slut for technoblade.

I have so many technoblade fics in the works ATM omg

I also wrote this whilst eating my dinner so sorry if it's so bad.

You had always love animals, maybe that's why you and Fundy were so close. This was great because your boyfriend had an army of over 100 dogs to back him up (you were convinced he got all of them due to your love of animals but he would never admit that) and this is what you were currently doing. Thecno was holding an important and urgent meeting with Sam at the prison while you were grooming all 120 of the dogs, clipping there nails, checking there teeth basic care for these dogs.

Thecnoblade being the difficult human he was refused to let you name them however you can tell the difference between all of them and secretly have nick names for all of them. The worst of his difficult nature was Steve. He originally found Steve on an exhibition to have Steve as a house protector, to protect you at the time of the butcher army but Steve outlived that however he was still super aggressive to everyone including thecnoblade.

While your boyfriend was out you made it your job to build a positive connection with the aggressive polar bear. You placed the last puppy down known as Brutus ( cute af name no?) And made your way over the front of the house brushing the vast amounts of dog hair from your jumper not before grabbing some food for Steve and some regeneration potions just incase Steve was to attack you.

You- hello steve, here buddy I hope your in a good mood because me and you are gunna be spending alot of time together or atleast until you kill me hopefully you won't but um yea. Steak? No?

The polar bear sat there just looking at you, he hasn't growled at you or backed up into his hind legs yet so that's a good sign. You handed the cooked steak towards Steve and quickly recoiled your arm back to prevent any harm happening to it. Thecnoblade valued Steve however if he was to hurt you, let's just say there would be no polar bear guarding your house anymore. Suddenly the much larger bear started to inch forward closer to the meat to actually eat some of it. He looked up at you.

You- oh fuck.

Steve looked up at you and finished his steak not braking eye contact, squinted his eyes and than visable relax. His ears dropped back, his nose twitched cutely as the bear rolled onto his back with all four paws up in the air almost like a cat would. You etched forward to the bear and carefully placed your shaky hand ontop of its belly. The bear made a noise close to a giggle but he's a bear so not a human giggle... Ummm use your imagination lol

You- oh you like that huh? Your just a big scary polar bear who likes belly rubs huh? Oh you're so soft and cuddly huh big guy?

Thecnoblade- thank you darling.

You- ajahahah holy fuck tech you scared the fuck outta me holy shit.

Thecno-  oh.. wait is that Steve? You made friends with Steve, the big scary polar bear that doesn't even like me? I- princess how...

You- I used my magic powers and great charm on him.

Thecnoblade- ok, that's enough cuddling Steve I want actual cuddled and I don't know if you are aware of this but you are absolutely covered in dog hair.

You- alright alright, get your jealous blood god ass inside oh and I know you have too many dogs and that's coming for me.

Boom. Boom.