Swell Guys One Shots

dream- your drunk.

TW// ALCOHOL mentions you just being a drink fuck.

Might be triggering for someone idk. But it's really wholesome.

This outfit is 🥰🥰🥰

Dreams name is clay if you didn't know

Dream- come on y/n do I have to drag you huh?

You- no clay, i- hahah your name is clay like in Minecraft. Hay have you ever played Minecraft before? It's my new game

Clay- oh it's new huh?

You- yes I made it earlier it's being released in ten hours

Clay- oh lord babe how much did you drink Tonight huh?

You- bro I was chugging beers, slaying pussy, dunking on these hoe's you should have been there.

Dream- hahaha I should have been there I know I was streaming.

You- you really do that often weird, weird.

Clay- ok y/n well we're almost home you just need to cross this road than were almost home.

You- maybe I don't wanna go home huh? I wanna stay out and play with clay mum heee that rhymes.

Clay- mum? No y/n your mum's at home

You- awe man I should call my mum

Clay- no no no y/n we can call your mum later do you want to go sit on the park bench HM?

You- I would I would love that

Clay- ok let's go

You- fuck this bench is cold

Clay- oh I brought you a hoodie because you told me you needed one.

You- for me? Your so sweet it's only our first date next your gunna be asking me for some pus-

Clay- y/n sthap omg

You- hahahaha  how my makeup looking? Do I look scary??

Clay- I what even is it supposed to be?

You- I'm a vampire hissssss

Clay- yup your drunk

You- no I'm not see look I can walk in a straight line see

Clay- no y/n! You can't even walk on your own you are so drunk. Come on let's get you to bed

You- nooo I'm a vampire o don't need sleep

Clay- ok let's get you home for cuddles

You- yesssssssss vampires love cuddles dream.

clay- I hate you please y/n you know not to call me that in public

You- awe no I'm sorry your just too cute and and

Clay- no no no baby pls don't cry it's ok come here

You- you smell nice

Clay- oh uhhh thanks I guess

You- can we get some food please I'm kinda hunger

Clay- hunger? Not hungry?

You- no hunger it's the noun

Clay- im not so sure that's right

You- I think it is... I uhhh I really want fish right now.

Clay- fish? You know I don't really like fish that much umm I don't think any or many sushi places would be open at this time bub its 3:30

You- fuck I really was partying hard huh? I even have my heels still on look, I'm such a baddie

Clay- yes you are y/n yes you are let's go get some food ok ? Some waffle House night help you sober up a lil bit more than we can go home ok?

You- hmm ok

Awe yes my favourite green boi.

Guys my motivation for this had been ahahahahha I have non. It's legit seasonal depression I just feel so drained and useless but it's ok.

I have made a whole ass note of all your requests and I have over a hundred stories, to quote cardi b " what bitch working as hard as me?" Anyway lots of creators I love on here are just stopping writing and it's kinda draining really for me I know it is and well I wanna keep producing content for you guys because it gets so boring but right now I wanna try and take some time with my imagines. I have one more Halloween theme after this and than a smut straight after but until then idk I'mma just take it slow for now I think. I really really wanna do Christmas themed when the time comes because I do like Christmas but yea.