Swell Guys One Shots

schlatt- just did a bad thing

Schlatt= just did a bad thing bill wurtz

I love this song it's pretty good.

i'm having a bad day

(idk why it's linked oml)

You- leave me alone schlatt I'm Angry rn

Schlatt- I just want to talk y/n I wanna know why your angry baby

You- I'm having a really bad day schlatt, it rained while I was going to work, I slipped in a puddle, my co worker is on holiday, my boss gave me extra work, someone ate my lunch outta the fridge and I don't have money i- im just having a tough day schlatt ok?? I'm sorry for yelling at you

Schlatt- haha it's ok I kinda thought it was an off day for you don't worry y/n your home now we can have some Uber and play some Wii huh? Doya wanna do that??

You- schlatt I'm sorry.... Sorry for beating your ass at Wii boxing but yea I'm down let me shower first I feel gross, working on an office after being rained on sucks lemmie tell you

Schlatt- they call me the rain man, because I drowned several women in a puddle.

You- shut the fuck up schlatt before I drown you in a puddle.

And how many times is the game going to change?

Schlatt- oml y/n just pick a fucking game already

You- hush your mouth schlatt Im deciding between bowling   or frisbee

Schlatt- idk y/n but I'm going to win either way

I'm having a bad dream

Schlatt- y/n it's 3 in the morn why are you awake

You- im having a bad dream

Schlatt- do you wanna talk y/n here let me is that better??

You- can you Yani stroke my hair please

Schlatt- only because I know it makes you feel better

You- Im still shook up ngl it's stupid and your gunna laugh but my dream was about some weird film I watched called feed, it's any this man who feeeds fat women until they die and I had a bad dream that he was feeding me... It's stupid but the film seriously fucked me.

Schlatt- awweeee y/n it's ok it's just a film, plus think your beautiful even if you weighed 600 pounds

You- bruh there's some plus size women that bomb like they look so bomb stfu

Now everything's pink

Schlatt- you just fucking broke the screen y/n wtf

You- I did not it was already like that I swear schlatt you broke it Mr I'm angry so I threw the Wii remote stfu

Schlatt- no I threw the Wii remote at baby yuto besides you cheated in mario cart bitch

You- no I didn't I'm just so good at that map anyway back to the bigger issue the monitor screen is pink I'm not good with computers so idk how to fix it

Schlatt- I try turning it in and off again

You- do you think I'm dumb ofc I've tried bitch and nothing happens

Schlatt- the only other suggestion I have is to unplug it from the main from to cut the power supply which will hopefully fix the issue

You- I have no idea what you just said schlatt but during your thought process I fixed the screen and I think it's back to normal

Schlatt- how I dont-

You- the colour button, it was switched into pink so I pressed the shift key to turn it back to normal and it worked.

Schlatt- this is why I love you

You- I know right I have such a big brain. Now big guy let's open up Microsoft paint for a draw off, how about we try recreate a Bob Ross painting??

Schlatt- who ever loses buys dinner for the winner I want Benny Hanna's (I don't know if it's correct we don't have it in the UK)

You- hmmmm ok fair Benni Hana's sounds good I want... Actually you know what if I win let's go to a fancy restaurant like fancy suit and everything fancy rich people shit with bone marrow

Schlatt- only of its Obama's bone marrow

You- schlatt it's going to be yours stfu

Ok done done. I love schlatt content and stories where so similar so yea