Swell Guys One Shots

dad!coop- fuck. no!

I never thought I would need this until today wtf.

This was suggested thank you so much for reading and liking the book. Hope you like it.

Your twins start swearing

Twins :Ophelia is girl Apollo is boy

Coop- Ophelia and Apollo stop running by the pool

You- cooper let them be kids yano.

Coop- I just don't want them getting hurt

You- I know but in life they are gunna get hurt sometimes that's what growing up is all about

Coop- do you remember when we were young

You- cooper we are young, I'm 22 and your 27 we have all the time in the world yano my parents had me at 33

Coop- yea I know you tell me that all the time, I mean before we had the twins

You- you were so shy in that daiting show what was it called? The one on twitch? Oh love or host that was it

Coop- I can't believe I lost to Swags

You- he brought the swag that you didn't have but did I marry Eric at 19??

Coop- well I fucking hope not.

You- Ophelia is going to take after you I bet

Coop- what do you mean?

You- look at her? She looks just like her dad...

Coop- but she got your nose thank god both the twins got your nose

You- stfu I think your nose is beautiful bubs? Oh who's crying? Apollo baby what's wrong? 

Apollo- mumma I falls and my leg blood.

You- awe DW baby let's go clean you up bubba huh?

Coop- Ophelia let's go bake some cookies for your brother so that he feels better

Ophelia- fuck yea let's go.

Coop- no no that's a bad word you can't say that word

Ophelia- what you and mummy say it all the time..

Coop- yea but we're adults aren't we y/n

You- huh what's that??

Ophelia- fuck. Fuck fuck.

You- no Ophelia cooper wtf did you do

Apollo- fuck. Fuck

Coop- I don't do anything don't say them words.

Ophelia- Apollo wtf stop fucking saying the fuck words

Apollo- no! Fuck fuck.

You- cooper what have we done. Our kids are 3 and are swearing now....

Coop- I we just gotta wait until they tire out.

You- Ophelia tells me you promised her cookies... And I want cookies don't we kids?

Twins- yea!

Apollo- cookies

Ophelia- daddy says that cookies might make your legs better Apollo

Apollo- yess mumma dadda where are the cookies?

Coop- well if mumma helps get the ingredients we can make some rn....

You- ok so it says here two eggs one egg for each sibling...

Apollo- how do I crack the egg mummy??

You- on the side of the bowl baby gently

Apollo- like this?

Coop- well done baby, oh no you got some eggs shells in there and we don't want the crunch.

Ophelia- ohhhhhhh my turn my turn.

Apollo- ah

You- ohhh uh

Ophelia- uh oh? Whoops I missed the bowl

Coop- it's ok baby I'll clean it up y/n pass another egg?? Ok baby gently this time

Ophelia- look dada I did it I did it.

Coop- well done baby

Apollo- what next mumma?

You- ok now we need to whisk with a fork so if I give you both forks can you gently whisk the batter and carefully it might go everywhere...

Ophelia- whisk together whisk

Apollo- we do be whisking  tho

Ophelia- I wonder if I can mix this with my Tek deck

You- cooper she definitely takes after you

Coop- no you, did you hear what Apollo said? We do be whisking that's something he got from you

You- no u?

Coop- no you?

Nice short lil dad coop. I'm having major baby feels so this hurt my heart.

Also I chose these names because I love them probably gunna be my kids names 20000000%