Swell Guys One Shots

schlatt-they meet your parents

There might be some drama, your also getting a new family so yea

*Shout out to toxxic families

You- it's not my fault mumma  I love schlatt

Your mum- i don't care your to young to be getting married to this idiot your cousion Sam is 27 and she's not married yet.

You- mum we are 23 I'm a grown ass woman and schlatts a grown ass man were in love

Your mum- bullshit he's a fucking stupid little-

You- dadda pls say something 

Your dad- what can I say y/n your marrying a man that isn't good for you, why can't you just be like Sam?

You- what?? I've been with schlatt for almost 3 years, he treats we so well, he makes sure I'm ok he drives me places he takes me to get my nails done he buys me food. He's good to me

Your mum- you. Are not marrying my daughter schlatt you hear me??

Schlatt- I'm afraid I cannot do that Eve, I am marrying y/n weather you like it or not.

You- I think we should go babe,

Your mum- and if you even dare think about inviting us to this disgusting wedding you better think again. Your grandmother will not be very happy when I tell her what's happening here you fucking ugly bitch I wish I had aborted you when I had the chance.

*Y'all driving home

Schlatt- y/n

You- what schlatt you gunna call me ugly aswell huh?

Schlatt- no ofc not I was gunna ask if you wanted to stop at jack In the box??

You- whatever I'm not in the mood

Schlatt- hey look at me

You- why are you pulling over schlatt drive

Schlatt- no I want to talk.

You- there's nothing to talk about

Schlatt- yes there is. Look your parents suck but I want to know how your feeling I can't let you keep it all in side

You- they always have, I could never live up to my cousin Sam. She had the perfect life got a scholarship into Harvard, works with cancer research as a leading scientist travels around the world that was never me it could never be me. I wanted a simple life where I was happy and didn't need to prove myself to anyone and than met you schlatt and it made me feel special i'd found someone that I loved and that loved me I don't understand why they can't be happy for us for me i'm there only child.  I love you schlatt and it hurts that they don't love you as much as I do

Schlatt- look y/n you may have not gone to harverd or a top high paying job or lots of travel experience but tour so much more than Sam. My family love you I love you. They might not want to come to our wedding but my family will, you may lose your family but mine care about you so much y/n I promise you that. You know what my dad said when I told him I was thinking if proposing?

You- what did he say schlatt?

Schlatt- he didn't say anything he cried. Actual years of happiness he said that he was glad I found a good girl that I was gunna wife and love for the rest of my life and he was right. I have and I am. Our wedding is gunna be so beautiful that they had wished they had been there. Also we can invite Sam and rub it in her face that you've found the one before she had.

You- oh my gosh imagine my parents face when they found out Sam went to the wedding and they didn't...

Schlatt- see there's that smile I love so much...

You- hey schlatt??

Schlatt- yes bubs

You- would your sister like to be my maid of honour can we call her after we get back after Jack in the box I'm starving.

Schlatt- I'm pretty sure she would be honoured if not you know my mum would happily take place.

You- let's have a small wedding maybe 50 guests max but make it feel intimate and cute

Schlatt- I want the lunch guys to be there

You- ohhh wait the girlfriends can be my bridesmaids and there boyfriends the grooms

Schlatt- yes that's a cute idea ugh red light again

You- maybe we can invite Obama maybe he would be the ring bearer

Schlatt- suddenly I don't want to get married.

Ooofffd this one originally wasn't planned to be a schlatt imagine but I read it over and thought it didn't suit who I intended it for so I swapped them I think this fits schlatt pretty well tbf, the next one would be what I intended to be schlatts