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dad!schlatt- lil duckie

His daughter loses her lil yankee cap with duckie embroiderd he gave her and she starts crying in the subway until reader gets involved

Darcie is probably around 5/6 in this....

Schlatt- Darcie hold dadas hand we don't want you getting lost do we??

Darcie- no dadda oh look that man is playing the piano

Schlatt- here Duckie let's give him this 5 dollar bill HM?

Darcie- um hi my dada said I could give you this

Homelessman- thank you so much lil girl this next song is for you

Darcie- did you hear that dada this song is for me

Schlatt- Duckie grab the yankee, the train is going to be here soon after this song we need to zoom

Darcie- ok dada he's stopped we can go now my hat is on my head.

Schlatt- carefully duckie it's really busy today come here

Duckie- dada look out train were going to see ted and Maddie wooo do I get to hold the new baby dada?

Schlatt- mind the jump baby yes ofc you can hold Archie is your careful with him he's so tiny. Oh duckie I don't see two places, you are going to have to sit on dadas lap.

Darcie- yay dadas lap daddas lap

Schlatt- Duckie where's your lil Yankee cap??

Darcie- is it not in my head dada

Schlatt- no it's not baby let me check the bag no duckie it's not in here

Darcie- dada it's- ahahahahhahah- it's lost ajahjaha

Schlatt- no no no baby it's ok don't cry baby it's ok shhhh

Darcie- I lost the Yankee dada  ahahahahha we have to go back

Schlatt- Duckie shhhhh we can't go back baby the trains already moving shhhhh please stop crying

Darcie- ahahahahahhahaa I want the cap back ahahahaha

You- hey ahhhhhh it's ok uh.... Here... Look flashy light oooo

Darcie- flash flash flash

You- I have a son back home and this usually calms him down when we cries.

Schlatt- thank you

You- no problem I thought you'd kidnapped her at first buy the ways she's screaming I hope you don't mind me butting in

Schlatt- no no no don't worry it's ok, nah for her third birthday I got her a lil Yankee   and last year we got duckie ingraved in the back because that's her nickname you see and I guess because it's so busy it's just lost.

You- yea well that's newyork for you

Schlatt- so how old is your son

You- oh carter he's just turned 2 a week ago now. Time flies being a single parent

Schlatt- oh it does Darcie is turning 6 this year aren't you baby??

Darcie- yes

You- she's so adorable I kinda  hoped for a girl HM maybe later on in life yano.

Darcie- dada?

Schlatt- yes duckie??

Darcie- is this lady going to be mum??

Schlatt- oh- uh I think you should carry on playing with the toy baby...

You- if it's ok next stop I'll sit next to you this is the business man stop so everyone gets off??

Schlatt- sure.

You- great.

Schlatt- so uh if you don't mind me asking how comes your a single parent I know it's like a rule you don't ask but one single parent to another I'd like to know

You- wow so your the nosey type nah just kidding unless?? Nah I am kidding I got pregnant at what 17 I didn't know what I was doing but does anyone at 17? Anyway he was with me some of the pregnancy but left half was through

Schlatt- That must have sucked.

You- yea turns out I was the side peice and he already had a kid with another lady. And when my son was born everything changed for my whole life but carter is a dream what about you huh?

Schlatt- oh darcie's mum didn't want to settle down at 20 she didn't want kids so young so she just got up and left. Simple as.

You- you've done well she has your nose

Schlatt- you think??

You- yea it has the same slops shape.

Darcie- here you go

Schlatt- what do we say to this kind lady??

Darcie- thank you miss. Oh btw I think my dada really likes you.

Schlatt- oh duckie i-

You- haha DW it's ok I know how kids are remember??? Oh sorry I gotta get this? Hi Maddie yes... I'm on the train now who? What does he look like Maddie it's new York there is no way I'd spot this man... What's his name?? Oh I'm right ok Maddie yup I love you to we will be there in about twenty minutes say hi to ted for me ok?? So uh...

Schlatt- oh the names schlatt

You- oh?? Right um ok so... By any chance do you know a couple who have just had a baby?? Maddie and Ted?

Darcie- baby Archie

You- haha Maddie was my roommate in college looks like we would be seeing eachother more often

Darcie- yay dada than you and the pretty lady can be friends and have more siblings

Schlatt- Duckie I don't think- I didn't get your name sorry

You- so cute my name's y/n nice to me you schlatt and nice to meet you to Darcie.

Omg schlatt daughter. I fucking ugh men with kids uggghhhh I'm pretty sure schlatt has nephews like he said in an early goop podcast but yea.