Swell Guys One Shots

juicy

Just some lil fillers while I write my long ass schlatt smut uwu

Oh if you didn't know juicys real name is gaege

You- ugghhh gaege what are you doing??

Juicy- hmm idk y/n what does it look like?

You- well it looks like your standing on my fucking tables gaege

Juicy- that's exactly what I am doing

You- get down the tables are dodgy your gunna fall, why are you even standing on the table in the first place

Juicy- i- hmm I broke the light whilst I was filming and I was trying to fix it oh and I'm not gunna fall I have a little stool

You- gaege honey, please don't fall off and or brake my table

Juicy- in not gunna fall, can you pass me that screw in the fruit bowl

You- uhhh there is two the long one or the short one??

Juicy- I think it's the long screw

You- I'm just gunna bring both, how badly broken is the light??

Juicy- the glass didn't break which is good the cover, the glass is in like a layer Taht screws into the actual bulb, I must have knocked the screws out and the glass layer came off in one, the glass didn't break.

You- that's good you need to be careful gaege no more swinging your arms around- FUCK!!! omg gaege are you ok??

Juicy- I- uhhh- ow that hurt

You- I fucking told you to be careful and you fell of my table ugh gaege

Juicy- I lent over to far I guess

You- your fucking stupid are you sure your ok?? Did you hit your head or anything??

Juicy- I uhhh I think I'm ok I've probably bruised my knee

You- the rose one?? ( He has a rose tattoo on his knee)

Juicy- yea the Rose one

You- damn, the light fixed??

Gaege- uhh yea I think let me hit the switch ow yea my leg hurts a lil and  123 it's fixed

You- ok go lie down bubs I'll be with you in a minute

Gaege- ok I'll be counting

You- ight it's been a minute any more pain??

Gaege- why did you tell mully

You- because it's kinda funny

Gaege- I hurt leg for this y/n

You- ok ok shut the fuck up, I got some pain meds and some water oh and we didn't have any ice so I got some frozen peas

Gaege- wouldn't they melt?? Ew the meds taste awful

You- glad you took them, I guess we are just having peas with our dinner

Gaege- what we having huh and come here I want cuddles I'm injured

You- ok ok let me take my slippers off and hi

Gaege- hey mumi come here often??

You- actually I do and I'm usually looking for a man to replace my boyfriend gaege he fell off my table and he might have some brain issues

Gaege- well I definitely cannot help you there

You- haha lol. Oh were probably having chicken for dinner some peas obviously and if your lucky I might make those nan's if I find the recipe

Gaege- ooihh yes those were so good.

You- and I think we have so of that fancy rice hmm see if we could make wraps? Sound good big goosey?? Oi big goosey are you really a sleep or dead huh?? I'mma slap you??

Gaege- wtf y/n

You- just checking you weren't dead on me

Juicy- how can I die when our making dinner.

You- gaege I am dinner.

Oof ooofffffff I loooovvveeeee juicy I actually Simp for this man