Swell Guys One Shots

ted- she's a meanie

Because I'm having girl troubles I'mma write one where ted comforts you because I feel like I need that you also need that.

It's a girl X girl whooooop

Y'all should I write more girl X girl themed???

You- uuuujhhhh ted why is she like this like i- uggghhh

Ted- y/n I don't know what to tell you

You- tell the bitch to stop playing with me feeeelings ted, I don't understand how and why would you tell someone you like them plan to go on a date, lockdown happens so you don't go on the date. But when we are allowed to leave the house and meet up with people now say oh Im talking to someone like that I don't think you still liked me like wtf is that bs ted huh???

Ted- it's ok y/n women are sometimes mean-

You- shes mean all the mother fucking time

Ted- ok well maybe she's mean all the time however your amazing

You- hell yea I am but thats not the point

Ted-listen to me ok? Your an amazing person and friend lemmie tell you she is super fucking mean to be playing you ok ok and she is playing you 1000000% Maddie would agree and you know maddie is like the best at advice y/n just move on I know it's hard but you gotta ok ok

You- but Ted I've liked her for  over a year now like fr it's been ages and we've always had a flirty relationship so I don't understand...

Ted- feelings suck I know y/n remember that one time when I liked that girl what was her name? The one with the pink hair??

You- ummm wasnt it like Amy or something??

Ted- yes Amy that's her name- long story short she only wanted me to get to tucker and we'd been flirty back and forth since like middle school and that's idk so many years- my point is feelings suck and you never truly know how the over person feels about you unless they show it.

You- it sucks because I thought someone actually liked me for me, she made me feel protected and loved like we would actually have a chance together ted? She gave me hope that one day she would be mine and it's all gone south now, I've fucked it. I feel like shit.

Ted- y/n I don't know what to say I'm sorry. However, I can take you to that bar you like the one with the giant banana sign and we can have some drinks to drown your worries

You- only if you buy me that fish bowl cocktail with the lights around it and the giant scoop of ice cream and the palm tree um straw and--

Ted- ok y/n ok ok I will buy you that meet me down here in like an hour and I'll call an Uber

Whoop whoop. This sucks man. I really need some ted talk ( hahahah I did a #funny) rn like fr

Have you even been played by a boy, shit sucks but being played by a girl hits differently