Swell Guys One Shots

ted -my head hurts

When i don't wear my glasses I get some bad headaches and Ted wears glasses so yea. He broke them so he can't wear them. Well swaggs broke them while in la.

You- ted r u ok?? You keep squinting at the telly

Ted- I'm just having trouble seeing the Kardashians

You- oh no you can't see what Kim's doing rn?? Ted where are your glasses hun??

Ted- well, they broke Remember back in LA Eric feel on me and they smashed

You- oh yea I forgot you haven't got new ones yet it's been a few weeks

Ted- well I went uhh the Tuesday we got back but they haven't arrived yet.

You- I would lend you mine but you know I'm blind as shit

Ted- true true. My head kinda hurts

You-oh? It's because your not wearing your glasses

Ted- I know it's weird, ever since I got my glasses I only take them off when I go to sleep

You- so Ted, you wear your glasses in the shower?

Ted- yea sometimes I forget to take them off

You- ted I cannot believe you wear your glasses in the shower like how don't they steam up

Ted- honestly how am I supposed to see what soap I'm putting on my body I don't wanna accidentally put Nair on my head do I y/n??

You- bald ted. Bald ted. Oh woah you ok you look a lil pale oh Ted your burning

Ted- yea ima get some medicine

You- no. Go lie down in the bed I'll get you the things. Now go before I change my mind.

Ted- fine ok mum.

You- ted you ok in here you still breathing??

Ted- no I've died

You- so I made you some tea, some soup got some water for nothing wow thanks for wasting my time.

Ted- you got me soup?? Y/n babe im not sick my head just kills

You- well idk I was being a wholesome girlfriend like you see in the movies now take these bitch or else I pour this soup on you.

Ted- no not the white bed sheets. Ow that hurt

You- ted stop taking you're gunna make it worse now atleast drink some water and have a nap

Ted- only if you join me

You- I can't ted I have so much work to do, were all up for a raise and I want it.

Ted- I know, you deserve the raise y/n.

You- plus I kinda told my boss that during quarantine I would finish the paperwork and I haven't quite finished it all yet.

Ted- you work too hard

You- I know I do, working 8+ hours a day for  minimum wage sucks but it's what I gotta do ted. My dumbass decided to work in an office

Ted- y/n how long do you think the paperwork would take you

You- umm maybe two or three hours depends

Ted- oh ok finish up and join me I wanna cuddle it will give enough time for the meds to tick in

You- oh shit I also have a zoom call in 5 hours at 8:30 to see if I do get the raise

Ted- oof ok but you promise to join me I wanna cuddle

You- ofc I will bubs I can never pass up on your cuddles.

I'm feeling incredibly lonley wow this shit got me in my feels

I just want a relationship wow 👉🏻👈🏻