Schlatt is one of my fave lunch club members can you tell??
I got a few messages on here from people saying that the plus size reader swaggersouls one made them feel better so I wanted to go another one with schlatt oof idk why
Ok so in this the reader is a lil plus size and she's confident ( like you should be) and well she wear some revealing items that people *ahem men!* Don't really want or like her wearing.
Ok so like I might start making outfits for some stories because I am obsessed I made this I think it's Hella cute
It was a normal day out you decided on wearing this green trimmed lettuce crop top with a black chained skirt and some cute flame vans you guys went to get some ice cream at this cute little ice cream parlor down town speaking of which " schlatt idk what flavor to get either lemon curd or snickers??" Both peng choices you look at Schlatt who was staring at the menu in front of him " hmmm I'm thinking vanilla" you placed the menu down dramatically " are you serious?? The most bland flavour you can get" he rolled his eyes but couldn't stop the smirk appearing on his face " they call be bland basic because I brutally murdered 6 women in 1990 with bland ass ice cream- I actually love vanilla ice cream stfu" you giggled at this.
You felt weird all of a sudden like someone was looking at you from a distance you turn your head to the table a few rows down ( apparently this ice cream place is fucking huge now) and see two men at a table one looking at you and the other one silently laughing. This usually didn't upset you because your confident with your body and what you wear, why hide and feel ashamed of your body even tho it has a lil extra?? That's what schlatt loved about you, you were a boss ass bitch and he loved that. He loved how carefree and understanding you can be and he made sure to show you how much he loves you hence why he's paying the bill later.
You decided to ignore the looks because hey they might just recognise you or schlatt who knows, you turned your attention back to your man "ok schlatt I've decided I want the lemon curd ice cream with the lil recess peanut bits and the lil strawberry marshmallows" you looked up from toy menu back to schlatt to see him looking elsewhere behind you you turned around but didn't see what he was looking the men had there attentions in the hot waitress walking towards you who clearly looked uncomfortable from the men's advances.
"What can I get you both" schlatt answered first " can I please have a vanilla cup with chocolate sprinkles and Lennon drizzle" he winked at you after his order because he knows how much you liked lemon " and I would like the lemon curd in a uhhh chocolate cup with reces and the pink marshmallows please" she wrote that down however before she left you leaned into her slightly to whisper " is those chads finally order spit in the ice cream one for me and one for you" she only giggled at this and nodded her head.
" What's wrong schlatt you look upset bubs ( ok cutest puppy name ever fight me)" " it's just well those men keep making faces at you taking the piss outta your weight behind your back and you know how much I love you I don't want to see you sad like ever it might make me cry and you don't wanna see me start crying" you tired your attention to the men who were basically trash humans to find they were again making fun of your weight...
" Schlatt can you record this I wanna show our future child that there mum was badass and to not take shit from anyone" he did just that picked up his phone and started recording. You gabbed your coke and schlatts ice tea and walked I've to the "men" 🤮🤮🤮
" Hey chads yano didn't your mumma ever tell you how to treat a woman it's kinda sad tho really I mean, harassing a poor waitress that low man even for clapped incels like you" one of the guys ( I bet his name's Kyle or some bull) " why don't you lose some weight fatty oh also you should not be wearing that being that fat like fort real" and with that you throw the ice tea over his fat fucking head. " Oooo bummer ice teas gets sticky in this heat, you want some aswell buddy??" And than you threw the coke over the other guys dumb head.
You than walked back down to sit in front of schlatt who was amazwd and scared at what you just did "I think I just came in my pants y/n" the waitress came back over with your orders "hey thank you back there" " your welcome us girls gotta stick together my motto in life" he places the ice creams in front of you " honestly it means so much these guys have been in here for ages doin shit your orders are in the house" she pointed down at her badge "I am the manager"
Oof ok ok badass. Anyway I read this like fanfic I guess in here yesterday before I fell asleep and it was about fnaf with some of the vanoss crew basically Freddy killed them to make them animatronics n shit the reader was daiting mini and became the night guard for "clearance" uggjjj good times the shit you read in here but I love it.
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