Swell Guys One Shots

underscoremason- get off me

Some soft cuddly cute shit that makes you wish you were in a realattionship

Since Hamilton came out on Disney + I've watched it like 6 times so I'mma use it for this

Mason- so what movie??

You- ummm I was kinda hoping you could choose??

Mason- hmm how about the godfather??

You- no. Not again. I can never look at a horse the same let's see what's on Disney+ ok let's watch Hamilton.

Mason- apparently someone told me it was really good.

You- who the hell told you it was good??

Mason- Liam I think

You- ofc Liam likes musicals now shhhhh it's starting

Mason- fuck we didn't get any snacks?? What you want babe I think we have some Oreos

You- hmmmm I'm thinking just straight up salt Orr hmmm maybe some cocaine?

Mason- I'll get you black tar heroin

You- meh it'll do

Mason- we didn't have any drugs but I found a packet of needs and I know you like- y/n?? What's wrong baby why you crying did Hamilton die

You- no he- i- ahahaha it's sad....

Mason- awe come here

You- mase I can't breath

Mason- you don't need to breathe when I'm holding you

You- oh my god I love this song mason let me go

Mason- no I wanna cuddle

You- huuuuuh fine turn the TV off

Mason- I'm too lazy

You- bruh let me get the remote ok and got it swag now we can cuddle

Mason- your hair smells nice y/n

You- thanks it's argan oil something

Mason- I know I use it sometimes

You- so that's why it's almost empty I just thought it's because I use so much

Mason- well you do... So it's not just all me

You- to make myself feel better I'mma blame it on you.

Mason- yea yea ok

You- why are you getting up??

Mason- I need to fart

You- Ew get your crusty ass up

Mason- no you are comfortable

You- uhh mason wtf you smell yuck your actually so fucking gross

Mason- but you love me

You- yea sure. I can't believe I'm stuck with you out of Liam fuck man.

Ok this one was super short I apologize but I think it's cute made me feel fucking single this shit sucks

Anyway I hope you like it