Swell Guys One Shots

jschlatt- i- do?

Marriage head cannons:
This is for my Friend Kate 💘

* You guys were streaming some Minecraft when he proposed. He built this trap thing that you accidentally fell down and at the bottom there was a sign that said

" Will you marry me y/n"

* Ofc you said yes stream was going nuts

* You guys planned it together well tried, you wanted it to be more fun and unique while schlatt wanted traditional church ( obviously 🙄)

* You compromised and had a church wedding but unique after party

* Lunch club were his grooms men and his brother was his best man

* You on the other hand had onterage, mixture of all genders on your side because fuck tradition huh boys??

* Your dress was probably not white like black, maybe yellow? Purple? Maroon? You ready didn't want a white dress you wanted to be different.

* Your onterage wore yellow and Liliac repeating

*The colour scheme of the wedding was yellow and Liliac since it was during the summer months.

* Was outside and you walked in the middle of a wrapped twig arch way???

* 100+ people were invited

* You wrote your own vowes aswell as schlatt

*Your vowes: Schlatt when I first met you Nealy four years ago I thought wow this man is loud annoying and a scam artist, over the past glorious years I have spent by your side I know now that those first impressions were correct ect....

* Wedding went lovely but now you had to k*ss schlatt.

* You may now kiss the bride " oh in front of my famiy" "yes y/n in front of your family"

* The dinner was probably Italian food (👉🏻👈🏻)

*You and the lunch club boys bringing back the tony meme and laughing " ayyyy what you doin Toni don't put the pizza in the oven"

* Each of the lunch club boys preparing a speach

*" And than he said eat pant conar" 

* Ant venom " with a man that bipolar... Y/n good luck" " Carson can I speak to your for a minute"

*Ted's speach was probably in his cram voice

*Man did he hate poor people ~ callmecarson

* You wanted your first dance to be quite funny so you chose to play stal " wtf y/n I want a divorce already"

* The cake was probably s tier and chocolate " Obama wished us a happy marriage" " oh fuck no it's cursed we can't get married now"

*Your mum and Ted having a bad dance contest and everyone else just joining in.

*" Schlatt I'm surprised you didn't wear the Yankee at the alter"

* You and schlatts mum and your mum just sitting down and watching everyone mingle.

*The weird marriage talk about men cheating and looking at other women...

*Bruh you better tell schlatt that travis is looking dapper on his suit tonight

*Swagger + ted + anythingforviews drinking a little to much

*After the wedding y'all do home and um 👉🏻👈🏻

* " We're married now y/n" 
   " Wtf no way did I say yes?"

* Honeymoon was probably to like Hawaii and it was fun

Ight hoped you liked it Kate I used your favourite colours for the theme 💛 and I basically just winged the rest