Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

wally being a chaotic bitch for 1045 words gay

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): birdflash

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 1045

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Dick falls asleep on FaceTime and Wally decides to sneak into the manor to wake him up.

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: n/a

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"Alright, Dickie..." Wally smiled at the phone despite Dick not being able to see him (both boys had turned out their lights long before then). "If you could go anywhere— with me, of course— where would it be and why?"

Dick hummed softly, his voice muffled by what was most likely a pillow. "I'd go anywhere with you, Walls. As long as it's you and me, nothing else matters..."

Wally laughed, thankful Dick couldn't see the massive blush on his freckled face. "Well, who would've thought you turn into a romantic at three AM?"

Dick just gave a quiet grunt in response.

Wally, smirking to himself, let out a soft giggle. "You better not fall asleep on me, Dickie-Bird, or I'm gonna come kick your ass."

Dick scoffed and said in a nearly inaudible voice, "I'd like to see you try."

Wally lowered his voice and let a mischievous smile spread on his face, "Why... that sounds like a challenge, babe..."

"I swear to God, Wally," Dick groaned, though was obviously amused, "if you come anywhere near this house tonight, I will sick my brothers on you."

Wally shivered, thinking of the wrath little Damian could inflict... but quickly shook it off. Maybe it was the three AM exhaustion talking, but Wally wouldn't hesitate for one second to follow through on his word.

A few moments of silence passed and Wally swore he heard the sound of his boyfriend's soft breathing.

"Dick?" he asked softly. "Diiick...?"

No answer.

Wally, a mischievous grin spreading on his face, rubbed his hands together like the Joker before a good round of torture. This was going to be fun. Now, the question was— how to sneak into the manor with all the alarms and roaming siblings. Of course, most of said siblings would be more than happy to help Wally play a harmless prank. But would they really be awake at 3 AM?

Well... it couldn't hurt to find out...

"Hello?" a groggy voice picked up after three rings on the Allen's landline.

"Jason?" Wally grinned. "It's Wally. I need your help."

Wally could practically hear the younger boy's glare as he growled out, "What could you possibly want right now?"

Wally let out a soft laugh, "I need you to unlock Dick's window for me."

Jason sounded truly confused now. "What the fuck for?"

Wally was almost surprised by how evil his voice sounded as he innocently stated, "Oh... I just want to surprise him— that's all."

Jason didn't sound convinced. "Uh, huh..."

"Will you do it?" Wally asked hopefully.

Jason sighed loudly and dramatically, but gave in nonetheless. "Fine, whatever. But only because Goldie didn't invite me to the movies with him and the replacements today."

Wally furrowed his brow in an amused confusion but nodded to himself anyway. "Yeah, alright, if that's what gets the job done..."

Jason grumbled several curses under his breath as he seemingly climbed out of bed and started down the hall. "You aren't gonna physically hurt him, are you?"

Wally scoffed, "No, 'course not. Just a little playful punishment for abandoning me tonight."

Jason sighed, "You two are weird."

Wally giggled, "Yeah... I know..."

Jason remained quiet for a few minutes, the soft click of a window latch the only audible thing Wally could catch.

"Alright, done," Jason grumbled. "You owe me, West."

Wally chuckled, "Yeah, whatever, Jason. Thank you for the help."

The only answer the redhead received was a long, droning tone informing him that Jason had, in fact, hung up. Giggling slightly to himself, Wally pulled on his sneakers and started the short run to Gotham. In just a fast, couple minutes later, the speedster was climbing up the tree outside Dick's window, unable to hold back soft, mischievous laughs.

Being as quiet as physically possible (which, if you know Wally, wasn't very quiet at all), the redhead hopped through the window, sneakers making a soft thud. Normally, that would've been more than enough to awaken Wally's ninja boyfriend. But, luckily, said ninja still had his AirPods in from his and Wally's FaceTime.

An evil smile spread on Wally's face as he removed his dirty tennis shoes and carefully crawled into the unoccupied side of Dick's ridiculously massive bed. The redhead stared at the back of his boyfriend's head, preparing for the attack that would most likely be the death of him.

Three...

Wally took a deep breath and inched closer.

Two...

Wally got his hands into a defensive position.

One...

Wally grinned and pounced on the raven-haired boy, whisper-yelling a creepy, "Boo!"

Dick woke with a start, jumping up and getting ready to hit the first thing he saw. However, when he noticed that his attacker was none other than his idiot boyfriend, his expression of surprise turned into one more like annoyance.

"What the fuck, Wallace?!"

Wally giggled, shrugging nonchalantly, "I told you what would happen if you fell asleep on the call."

Dick narrowed his eyes, a certain mischief taking over his features. "Oh? Well, Kid Idiot, I regret to inform you that now that you've broken into my bedroom, you aren't allowed to leave."

Wally's eyes widened in faux fear, "You wouldn't dare kidnap me, Boy Wonder."

"Oh," Dick grinned evilly, "but wouldn't I?" With those few words, the taller boy rushed forward, tackling his lover back on the silk sheets. They rolled and tumbled for a good few seconds before there was a loud pounding on the wall connecting Dick's room to Jason's.

"Shut it, lovebirds!" a loud voice yelled in an angry tone.

Dick giggled as Wally blushed and they both fell back on the silk sheets, breathing heavily.

"You're still not allowed to leave," Dick grinned, pulling Wally into his muscular arms.

Wally giggled, messing with Dick's already untamable hair, "Why would I ever want to?"

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