Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

pure chaos pt 7

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): n/a

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 825

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: refer to all 1000 previous parts smh

dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred
sirduke - duke

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: s*icide (gen z humor more specifically. just to be clear tho, i'm not saying suicide is a joke or that it's something to be made fun of. i just think that people suffering from depression and suicidal thoughts tend to make jokes of it to diffuse the worry and seriousness that comes along with it. it's to keep people from being as worried and to just bring some lightheartedness to the situation. if that offends you tho, i am very very sorry)

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buckethead: for the love of god

buckethead: will someone pLease to tell dick to turn down his music

buckethead: there is an appropriate time and place for abba but 3 am in a house full of oTHER fUCKING pEOPLE

buckethead: is not it

thebiologicalwayne: your room is closest to grayson's.

thebiologicalwayne: why don't you go tell him to turn it off?

buckethead: because roy is here

timbone: and??

buckethead: and we aren't wearing any clothes

buckethead: i don't think any of us want to go through that experience

stephbrown: jesus christ

stephbrown: someone just get out of bed and turn down the fucking music

buckethead: 👀👀

buckethead: someone's cranky

stephbrown: that's what happens when abba is blaring at tHREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

casscasscass: lol

babsssss: wow it's times like these that i'm glad i don't live in that hell hole of a manor

stephbrown: SHUT THE FUCK UP BARBARA

babsssss: oop- 👀👌🏻

stephbrown: fuck you

stephbrown: fuck you

stephbrown: fuck you

stephbrown: fuck you

stephbrown: and eSpeCially

stephbrown: fuck you

buckethead: that was a lot of profanity stephanie

stephbrown: fuck you

sirduke: y'know someone could just call dick? that way no one has to get out of bed?

buckethead: look at dukey being all smart

timbone: so who's gonna call?

stephbrown: not it

casscasscass: not it

timbone: not it

buckethead: not it