Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

pure chaos pt 6

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): idek anymore

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 884

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: refer to previous parts

dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred
sirduke - duke

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: ^^

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dildograyson: dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun... dun

dildograyson: *ahem* when i was a young boy

timbone: come again??

buckethead: mY fAtHeR tOoK mE iNtO tHe ciTy tO sEe a mArcHinG bAnD

babsssss: he said "son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?" 😌🤘🏻

timbone: tf is going on????? is this some prank you all planned to mess with me??? BECAUSE IT ISNT FUNNY

casscasscass: he said "will you defeat them?? your demons and all the non believers the plans that they have made??"

stephbrown: "because one day, i'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade"

timbone: NOT YOU TOO STEPH

dildograyson: DUUUUN DUN DUUUN DUUUN DUUN DUUUN DUUUN DUN DUUUN DUN DUN

dildograyson: TAKE IT AWAY DUKE

sirduke: really?? oml i've been waiting for this moment my whole life

sirduke: *clears throat*

sirduke: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

babsssss: HE SAID "SON WHEN YOU GROW UP, WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN, THE BEATEN, AND THE DAMNED?"

timbone: idk who this father is but he's putting a lot of pressure on this poor kid's shoulders

dildograyson: DAMI UR UP

thebiologicalwayne: this is ridiculous but it is fun to watch drake squirm so i will participate

thebiologicalwayne: sometimes i get the feeling she's watching over me and other times i feel like i should go

buckethead: AND THROUGH IT ALL, THE RISE AND FALL THE BODIES IN THE STREETS AND WHEN YOU'RE GONE WE WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW

timbone: did jason kill more people?? is that what this is about??

dildograyson: WE'LL CARRY ONNN WE'LL CARRY OOOONNNN

stephbrown: AND THO YOU'RE DEAD AND GONE, BELIEVE ME YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON

timbone: ohhh so this is about jason's life?? it's like an auto-biography song??

buckethead: WE'LL CARRY ON AND IN MY HEART, I CAN'T CONTAIN IT THE ANTHEM WON'T EXPLAIN IT

timbone: is this a hallucination??

thebiologicalwayne: a world that sends you reeling through decimated dreams, your misery and hate will kill us all

timbone: ohhh

timbone: you guys wrote this about bruce??

dildograyson: SO PAINT IT BLACK AND TAKE IT BACK LETS SHOUT IT LOUD AND CLEAR DEFIANT TIL THE END WE HEAR THE CALL

timbone: i think i really need to go to sleep

dildograyson: bruce, care to join??

brucewayne: Fine. But only because I'm in between meetings.

brucewayne: To carry on, we'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone, believe me
Your memory will carry on

timbone: ಠ_ಠ

buckethead: WE'LL CARRY ONNN AND THO YOURE BROKEN AND DEFEATED, YOUR WEARY WIDOW MARCHES

timbone: wait i thought this was about a son and a father?? who's this widow???

babsssss: ON AND ON WE CARRY THROUGH THE FEARS

sirduke: OH OH OH

babsssss: DISAPPOINTED FACES OF YOUR PEERS

sirduke: OH OH OH

babsssss: TAKE A LOOK AT ME CUZ I COULD NOT CARE AT ALL

dildograyson: alfred :) you're up old buddy

alfredpennyworth: Oh, goody.

alfredpennyworth: Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world will never take my heart
Go and try, you'll never break me
We want it all, we wanna play this part

stephbrown: I WONT EXPLAIN OR SAY IM SORRY IM UNASHAMED IM GONNA SHOW MY SCARS GIVE A CHEER FOR ALL THE BROKEN LISTEN HERE BECAUSE ITS WHO WE ARE

casscasscass: i'm just a man, i'm not a hero. just a boy, who had to sing this song. i'm just a man, not a hero. i don't CAREEEE

dildograyson: WE'LL CARRY ON WE'LL CARRY ON AND THO UR DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME, YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON

timbone: why has god forsaken me

buckethead: YOU'LL CARRY ON AND THO YOU'RE BROKEN AND DEFEATED, YOUR WEARY WIDOW MARCHES

babsssss: DO OR DIE, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME BECAUSE THE WORLD WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART GO AND TRY, YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME

sirduke: WE WANT IT ALL WE WANNA PLAY THIS PART DO OR DIE YOULL NEVER MAKE ME BECAUSE THE WORLD WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART

timbone: i'm 99.9% sure this is hell

dildograyson: GO AND TRY, YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME

babsssss: WE WANT IT ALL WE WANNA PLAY THIS PART

dildograyson: WE'LL CARRY ONNNN🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

timbone: this is the worst day of my life

dildograyson: hey guys :) is anyone gonna go to the store soon?? we're almost out of milk

buckethead: i would stop and get some on the way home from roy's but i don't want to lol

casscasscass: i can get some but you all always complain that it's the wrong kind

timbone: HOLD UP ONE GODDAMN SECOND

timbone: ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED??

thebiologicalwayne: what are you going on about now, drake??

timbone: I- I- WTF YOU GUYS

stephbrown: are you feeling okay?? do we need to take you to the doctor??

brucewayne: When was the last time you slept, Timothy?

timbone: idk but i'm boutta go take a bath with a toaster

timbone: fuck you all