Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

gen z in a nutshell

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): birdflash; cybb; starrae

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 1136

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: The BatBros find the Titans' tiktok. (reverse!batfam)

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: just dark, gen z humor lmao

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"Hey, Timmy," Jason Todd beckoned his older brother over. "Come look at this." He handed his phone to Tim, who just gave Jason a curious looking before pressing play on the previously paused TikTok.

Robin held the camera in front of his face, holding up a hand with all fingers extended. He had a dry smile on his face as he started in an eerily calm voice, "Put a finger down if your mentor treated you like a child even though you were fifteen so you ran away and formed your own team but then your old mentor found you so you had no choice but to tie him up." The camera turns to show Batman tied to a chair, looking very angry. After a few moments, it drifted back to Robin, who just wordlessly put his thumb down.

"No, he didn't," Tim had a hand over his mouth. Stifling a laugh, he turned to his younger brother. "When was this posted?"

"A month ago," Jason grinned. "Apparently Bruce didn't want to mention his little adventure to us."

"What adventure?" the eldest Wayne brother magically appeared next to Tim and Jason, looking down at the phone. "Is that Grayson?"

Jason giggled and nodded, "I found the Titans' TikTok page. It's full of stuff like this." He wiggled his eyebrows, "Wanna watch some?"

Damian and Tim exchanged a look before both taking a seat next to their younger brother.

"It's good research."

"I'm not busy, anyways."

Jason grinned to himself as he slid down to the next video.

"Queer check!" Raven, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Cyborg stood in front of the camera, dressed in each of their respective pride colors.

Starfire and Raven kissed, Beast Boy and Cyborg kissed, and Robin stood there awkwardly.

He sighed loudly, "This is what happens when your boyfriend lives on the other side of the country."

The others pulled away from their respective parter and glanced over at their leader. "Say it," they deadpanned in unison.

Yet another sigh emitted from Robin's mouth and he grumbled, "Fifth wheel check..."

"Poor Dickie Bird," Jason laughed, not feeling bad for his brother in the slightest. He knew for a fact that Wally went out and visited Dick on a weekly basis. The youngest Wayne just wanted sympathy clout.

"Kids these days..." Damian sighed disappointedly.

Tim furrowed his brow in confusion, "You're like twenty-five?"

Damian stared at his younger brother, "Your point?"

"Annnd, moving on," Jason hide a smirk as he went back to the phone.

"Alright, guys," Beast Boy whispered, a maniacal grin on his face as he and Cyborg creeped down a dark hallway, "Robin and the girls are having a sleepover in Starfire's room. We weren't invited so we're about to crash the party."

The giggled to themselves as they stopped in front of a door, Cyborg quickly hacking his way in. The door swung open, revealing Robin applying highlighter to Raven's normally pale face. The three party-goers glanced up, not even vaguely surprised.