Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

jesus christ wHy

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): any and everything gay

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 834

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: we're five parts into this lol iffu don't know, shame on you

a/n: i'm sorry this is so late and that it's so short!! i finally finished school so hopefully updates will be quicker now!! i swear i'm gonna get to all y'all's requests but it's one at a time haha. and i'm not going in any particular order. just whichever one i get motivation for. if you want/need yours immediately, pm me and i'll try to make it happen :)

also thank you guys for 50k reads!! that's so cool wow!! i've never had anything get his

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: fuck boys

𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: fucking everyone bro lmao like wtf

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMer3jdJN/
{ reference tiktok to following tiktok sksjsk. you can copy and paste it into any search engine
i suggest you watch. lolll it's my will to live. when i tell y'all i've watched it 1000 times- }
{ just to clarify tho this is the only tiktok i didn't come up with myself. i wouldn't take credit for any ideas that aren't my own }

"Ayo, guys!" Beast Boy grinned into the camera. "Soooo, it's karaoke night again because... we don't have lives. So! Let's get on with it! The theme tonight is... wait for it... Les Miserables!"

Cyborg was first. He stood up and smiled, "This is my rendition of Look Down— the Russell Crow and Hugh Jackman version. Watch and learn, peasants."

He pinched his nose with his fingers and sang in a nasally voice, "nOw pRisOneR 24601, yOuR tiMe iS uP aNd yOuR pAroLs bEgUn. dO yOu kNoW wHat tHaT mEaNs?"

Cyborg turned so he was facing the direction he was previously standing in and sang in a very terrible vibrato, "Yes. It means I'm frEeEeEe."

The camera cut out and next up was Robin, very horribly imitating Amanda Seyfried's version of Cosette. "In my lifEeEeEeE there are sO many quEstions and aNswers that soMehow seem wRong. In my lifEeE, there are times when I catch in the siLence a siGh of a fArAway sOngGgGg."

"Honestly, he's got a better range than I thought he did," Jason stated with a somehow straight face.

...

{ hello and welcome to the author running out of tiktok ideas- }

"Do it," Cyborg commanded.

"No," Robin stated.

"Do it."

"No."

"dO iT."

"nO."

"DO IT!"

"HOLY MOTHERFUCKING ANNOYANCE BATMAN."

"I remember when he used to do that," Jason laughed.

"All too well," Damian grumbled with a roll of his eyes.

...

"Are you guys ready to preform the Into the Woods prologue in it's entirety?" Cyborg asked the Teen Titans, who all sat around the living room excitedly. After receiving several nods, Cyborg cleared his throat and started, "Once upon a time in a far-off kingdom-"

'𝟷4 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛'

"And done!"

"Did they really make actual money off of that?" Damian asked with an expressionless face.

"Yup," Jason grinned.

...

{ ima just say it now, i've never seen an actual pov like this before bc i'm on gay tiktok sO if anything is inaccurate, i'm sorry (specially, do they use y/n when calling someone by name or what?? this is vv confusing idk) }

Robin stood in front of the camera with a tight, work-out shirt on. His hair was dripping wet and he wore far too many chains around his neck to be comfortable. He was awkwardly biting his lip and the screen read, 'POV: you just caught me working out'

"Oh," he laughed, staring into the camera like he was trying to seduce it. "Sorry, y/n, I didn't see you there."

The words at the bottom of the screen read, 'wow- you're more... toned than i thought you'd be...'

Robin looked taken aback for a moment before it faded into a smirk and he tiled his head to the side, "You think I'm hot, don't you?"

'what?! no, of course not!'

Robin grinned, reaching up and trailing his thumb across his bottom lip, "It's fine if you do. Nothing to-"

"Robin? Oh, my God-" Beast Boy's voice echoed in the background. Robin immediately fumbled with the camera and it dropped to the floor, but in the background, you could hear, "Guys! He's doing it again!"

"No, I'm not! BB's lying!"

"I am not, dude! You literally recorded it!"

There was a lot of shuffling and movement above the camera.

"What did we tell you we'd do next time we caught you doing this?" Raven's voice drawled.

"No, please don't post it!" Robin squealed. "It was just a joke! I was being ironic!"

"Then I'm sure all of our fifty-million followers will find it hilarious."

"Oh, my God... I have to move to Mexico..."

"This is your doing, Todd," Damian deadpanned without even sparing a glance at the mentioned culprit.

"What?!" Jason exclaimed. "That's ridiculous! We all know I'm on gay TikTok!"

"I'm pretty sure these POVs were based on you," Tim giggled.

Jason frowned and crossed his arms pathetically, "Fuck you guys."