Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

gen z in le nutshell pt 2

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): refer to pt 1

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 1415

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Bruce and the BatSons™️ watch the Titans' TikTok's. (i'm so fucking gay for starfire in the art above-)

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: refer to pt 1

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Of course, Bruce knew about the Titans' TikTok account just like he knew his sons were stalking it. It was the easiest way to keep track of his youngest without actually texting or calling him— which Dick did not like one bit. Plus, it was fun to watch the version of Dick that he only saved for his friends (and their five million TikTok followers). He seemed more like his age. Bruce could appreciate that.

So, when he found his three older sons watching the Titans' videos on the computer for the third time that week, Bruce decided to peek around the corner and watch with them (secretly, of course).

Dick sat on his knees next to his bed, hands folded in front of his face. He looked up at the ceiling and uttered in his most innocent voice, "To my God and savior, Conan Gray, please release a new album. If I have to hear one more new cringey CisHet song on my Spotify playlist, I will kill myself. In Kid Krow's name, amen..."

That one actually made Bruce chuckle. Dick would never use the term 'CisHet' around him. Hell, Bruce had found out Dick was bisexual on TikTok. The Dick Grayson Bruce knew and the Dick Grayson everyone else knew were two very different people.

"Alright, guys," Cyborg giggled as he and his teammates, excluding Raven and Robin, crept down the dark, Tower hallway. "So, Raven and Robin are having a sleepover tonight— no hetero— and we're gonna scare them. It's currently 3:37 AM, so, hopefully, they're asleep already."

There was some whispering and hushed laughter as the teens reached what was, presumably, Robin's bedroom. Cyborg hacked his way in and the three young superheroes crept into the darkness.

A loud series of 'awwws' echoed quietly through the room as the camera flipped around to show Raven curled up at the end of Robin's bed like a lesbian guard-dog and Robin using Raven's legs as a pillow.

The camera floated up to show Beast Boy's faux quivering lip, "We can't mess with them now, man! They're too cute like that! It'd be a crime!"

Starfire nodded, "I agree. But, perhaps it couldn't hurt to take a few of the photos of Friend Robin and Friend Raven."

Cyborg's voice could be heard behind the camera, "I like the way you think, Star." He flipped the camera back into selfie mode, "We'll be back with more platonic RobRae content later. Stayed whelmed, my friends."

Bruce smiled, remembering how Dick used to always cuddle up on the end of either his or Damian's bed. He missed that...

"Beast Boy!" Robin ran into the living room, camera bumping up and down as he slid to a stop in front of the couch where the changeling sat. "Say the first word that comes to your mind!"

"Batman!"

"...what the fuck, dude?"

Beast Boy threw his hand over his mouth, eyes wide, as Robin flipped the camera around to show faux tears streaming down his face. He turned to leave and choked out an emotional "I knew it-"

Bruce let out a soft, disappointed sigh as Jason laughed manically and scrolled to the next video.

"Okay, guys," Robin and his team stood in front of the bathroom mirror, LED lights glowing bright red, "here's how the game works. You just stand here and repeat the word 'Batman' three times. Got it?"