Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

pure chaos pt 4

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): all

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 1273

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: refer to previous parts (i'm so sorry you guys lol it's so much easier to write these so it's legit all i've been doing the past two days. please tell me iffu don't like it)

dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred
sirduke - duke

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: ^^

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babsssss: okay does anyone have eyes on dickie??

babsssss: cause it's been a solid three days since he sent a meme to the gc and i'm getting worried

timbone: yeah i'm over at his apartment

buckethead: why???

timbone: cause, like babs said, he wasn't texting the gc so i got worried

babsssss: and????

timbone: it's a code blue

buckethead: jesus christ

buckethead: not again

sirduke: code blue??

babsssss: y'know that thing dickie does where he gets hooked on a case and won't let up until it's solved

sirduke: yes

babsssss: code blue

sirduke: oh

sirduke: that happens enough that you gave it a name??

buckethead: oh yeah

buckethead: we have a whole colored coded system for the shit dickhead does

sirduke: like what??

babsssss: well

babsssss: code yellow is a mega fight with bruce

timbone: code red getting hurt on patrol

stephbrown: code green is a bad depressive state

casscasscass: black is getting kidnapped

buckethead: purple is when he goes out and gets absolutely wasted

babsssss: and code white is dickie craving his beloved family time and cuddles

sirduke: wow

sirduke: you made all those codes just for dick??

babsssss: yeah ofc

buckethead: he's the baby of the family

buckethead: we gotta take care of him

sirduke: he's the oldest tho???

stephbrown: yeah but he's still the baby

timbone: and it's our job to watch out for him

brucewayne: Dick is a grown man. He doesn't need a bunch of emotional stunted teenagers babying him.