Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

dick has an emo phase ;)

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): birdflash; jayroy

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 754

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Dick goes through an emo phase.
(reverse!batfam; dick is 13; jason is 16; tim is 18; damian is 20) (when i tell you guys dick in this chapter was me a couple years ago skdjsk i was an angsty, closest bisexual, emo bitch-)

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: just general emo phase references to s*icide. y'know how middle schoolers do? god gen z is fucked up-

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"I chime in with a 'haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?' No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality!"

"Oh, my God, Dick! Shut the fuck up!" Jason banged on the wall. His little brother went silent for a few moments, giving Jason a false sense of hope. But, alas, it wasn't long before the intro to Dead! began playing and Dick started screaming along.

"And if your heart stops beating, I'll be here wondering did you get what you deserve?! The ending of your life!"

"I swear to Satan, Richard Grayson!" Jason yelled, cueing the end of the hard rock and the beginning of a softer guitar and Dick's wailing voice.

"Do you ever feel like breaking down?! Do you ever feel out of place?! Like somehow you just don't belong and no one understands you?!"

"Why are you doing this to me?!" Jason screamed, burying his head in his pillow.

"Because my parents are dead and I wanna take a bath with a toaster!" Dick called back.

"Get some therapy, you psycho child!" Jason shouted, making Dick just go right back to his very loud, very angry music.

"I walk a lonely road! The only one that I have ever known! Don't know where it goes but it's home to me and I walk alone!"

"Okay, that's it!" Jason growled, jumping out of bed and stalking to the room next door, belonging to one very emo Dick Grayson. Barging into the bedroom, Jason was met with a sight no brother can ever unsee.

Richard John Grayson was sat in a pile of makeup, applying both heavy black eyeliner and heavy black lipstick. To go along with that flawless style, he was fashioned in fishnets, a leather skirt, and a black MCR crop top.

Jason was proud.

"Oh, my God, hold still," the older boy grinned. "I gotta take a picture and send it to Roy. He's gonna be so excited our little gay baby's all grown up and dressing himself."

Dick narrowed his harshly lined eyes, "Wally and I don't like labels. We identify only as lovers. No more, no less."

Jason stifled a laugh and nodded, "Uh, huh..." He practically shoved his fist in his mouth to keep from erupting into a fit of giggles, "And, um, what exactly is it that you two punk rock lovers do to qualify as such?"

Dick looked at his brother with a dead serious expression and stated as calmly as one could, "We write Frerard fanfiction, talk about the best ways to kill ourselves, and make out."

Jason closed his eyes and took deep, steady breaths to keep the laughter in. Finally, when he felt he'd composed himself, he met Dick's gaze once again. "I see. Well, that does sound like a really great time, Dickie. Maybe I can bring Roy and we can hang out with you guys sometime."

Dick nodded solemnly, "If Wally and I aren't dead by then."

Jason covered his mouth with his trembling hand to keep the younger boy from seeing the maniacal grin on his face, "M'kay, great." He took a deep, shuttering breath, "Well, carry on, then. I'll... I'll leave you alone."

Dick, without a moment of hesitation, stood up and screamed in Jason's face, "Did you really have to say that, you motherfucker?! You may as well have played a G note! I hope you ride the Black Parade all the way to Hell!"

Jason, unable to contain his amusement anymore, turned and ran from the room before Dick could hear his insane laughter. He darted into his room and immediately dialed the first number in his contacts under the name 'Babe 🤡'

"What the fuck do you want, Jason?" Roy picked up after a couple rings.

Jason, still hardly able to breathe through the giggles, exclaimed, "You will not believe what I just caught Dick doing-"

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