Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): birdflash

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 2265

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Bruce and Dick switch bodies.

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: suicide

𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: whisper10

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"Oh, this is not good," Dick looked in the body mirror with wide eyes. Because, see, the body he was seeing in the body mirror was, in fact, a fine and healthy body but it was not his fine and healthy body. It was Bruce Wayne's— aka not Dick Grayson!

The nineteen-year-old tried to step back but was stopped by an awful crack coming from his knees. He groaned loudly and rested his hands on his freshly popped knee joints. "Getting old sucks," he grumbled.

"Bruce? Everything okay?"

Dick whirled around to see Tim Drake standing behind him with a confused expression. How was he going to handle this? He thought it best not to tell Tim who he was until he could find Bruce and confer. So... that left having to act his ass off.

He started to smile, but then remembered Bruce doesn't smile, so, instead, he scowled. "I'm fine, Tim," Dick growled out, having to shove down emerging giggles. "Go play GTA with Bart and leave me alone."

Tim's eyes widened, "You- you know I play GTA?"

"Er-" Dick choked over his own words. "I'm Batman. I know everything."

Tim practically ran away to most likely clear his search history, "Oh, I'm so busted."

As soon as the thirteen-year-old was gone, Dick burst out laughing, nearly falling to the ground as he tried to contain his giggles. Finally, once he managed to calm himself down, the teen figured he should probably do something about the situation he found himself in.

Theoretically, if Dick was in Bruce's body, that meant Bruce was in Dick's body. So, if Dick wanted to find Bruce, he'd just have to find... himself? Well, that shouldn't be too hard. Dick Grayson's a pretty stick-out kinda guy— even with Bruce Wayne inhabiting him.

Dick pulled out Bruce's phone— which was password protected, of course. So what was the password?

05-17-73. Bruce's birthday didn't work.

Dick had no idea what year Alfred was born so that wouldn't work. Maybe Jason's birthday? Of all his kids, Bruce would probably pick the dead one's birthday.

08-16-03. Nope.

Maybe Tim's? 07-19-07. No luck.

Dick knew for sure that it was a long shot to try his own birthday. He and Bruce were on rocky terms, at best. There was little to no chance of Bruce using his date of birth as his phone password. But, alas, Dick was out of ideas and was willing to take a long shot.

11-11-01. It didn't work. Dick really shouldn't have been surprised, but, still, it stung a little.

There was only one more significant date Dick could think of. He was positive this one wouldn't work, but what's the harm in trying, right? It wasn't like he could think of anything else.

05-03-10. It worked. It actually worked.

The day Bruce brought Dick home for the first time.