Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

pure chaos pt 5

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): birdflash

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 798

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: refer to previous parts

dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred
sirduke - duke

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: ^^

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dildograyson named the conversation "queer and depressed™"

babsssss: not that i'm arguing

babsssss: but what's with the name change??

dildograyson: i dunno

dildograyson: just felt like a healthy change was in order

buckethead: but the old name was great :'(

buckethead: rip 'bruce's nonbiological children except damian + alfred'

timbone: it was a bit of a mouth full

buckethead: you're a bit of a mouthful

stephbrown: yeah he is

dildograyson: EWWW

babsssss: ok we did not need to know that

thebiologicalwayne: excuse me while i just go kill myself

timbone: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

brucewayne: Tim, you're grounded.

timbone: what???? why?????

brucewayne: For being inappropriate in the family group-chat. It's a bad influence on Damian.

thebiologicalwayne: yeah :) you must protect my innocent brain

timbone: he's murdered people!!

buckethead: haven't we all tho??

timbone: no

timbone: no we have not

buckethead: well,,

buckethead: you're missing out

dildograyson: okay so sOmeone's high today *ahem ahem*

casscasscass: damian!!! you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!!

thebiologicalwayne: i didn't you plucked chicken

thebiologicalwayne: you just did though

casscasscass: ...