Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): dick grayson x harry styles angst 😩

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 983

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: writers block is a bitch so this is what u get 💕 i promise i'm trying lmao. and not to pat my own back or anything but i think this is the funniest shit i've ever written in my life no cap.

and guys happy 100th part!! that's so cool!! also ?! we have 169k reads ??!!! wtf thank u that's wild ily guys <3 thanks for sticking with me <3

dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 1D "break" & kanye west

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stephbrown: omigod guys did u see what kanye did today 😭

thebiologicalwayne: this is the third morning in a row you have texted us this, brown. it's getting quite annoying

thebiologicalwayne: but alas i am curious

thebiologicalwayne: go on

stephbrown: thank u dami <3

stephbrown: he posted a picture on insta with pete's face crossed out 💀

timbone: oh my god no

stephbrown: oh my god YES

buckethead: did he do the all capital thing

stephbrown: he did the all capital thing

dildograyson: so you're telling me that his managers continue to let this man be a menace to society

dildograyson: and yet one direction's managers still won't force those assholes into the same room

dildograyson: what is WRONG with the world

stephbrown: dickie did you not get tickets to love on tour

dildograyson: NO AND IM REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT SO IF YOU COULD NOT MENTION IT THAT WOULD BE GREAT THANKS

buckethead: your dad is literally bruce wayne lmao

buckethead: he could probably get you a date with harry styles if you wanted it

dildograyson: i-

dildograyson: ...bruce?

brucewayne: No.

dildograyson: BUT BRUCE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

brucewayne: You are in a committed relationship, Richard. How would Wally feel about you extorting me for a date with another man?

buckethead: "extorting" lmao

dildograyson: omg he wouldn't care BRUCE ‼️

dildograyson: harry's on both of our cheat lists

dildograyson: and oddly donald trump is also on wally's cheat list

buckethead: what

brucewayne: What's a cheat list?

timbone: srsly bruce?? are u that old??

brucewayne: Shut up, Tim. Alfred does your laundry. I know all of your secrets and I'm not afraid to leak them to the entire group-chat.