Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

i've got writers block lol

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): birdflash

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 803

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: Dick and Wally's insta convos

wildwallyofthewest - wally
dildograyson - dick
brucewayne - bruce
thebiologicalwayne - damian

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: n/a

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wildwallyofthewest: dickie

wildwallyofthewest: dickie

wildwallyofthewest: dickie

wildwallyofthewest: dickie

dildograyson: can i help you, wallace?

wildwallyofthewest: yes actually, dear lover boy

wildwallyofthewest: you can

wildwallyofthewest: bECAUSE yOUR bROTHERS lOCKED mE iN tHE cLOSET

wildwallyofthewest: lET mE oUT

dildograyson: what???

dildograyson: why would they lock you in
the closet???

wildwallyofthewest: jason said aNd i qUote "you never should've come out of the closet anyway, wallace, we're doing you a favor"

wildwallyofthewest: and then tiM tossed an energy bar in, damian kicked me in the balls, and then all three of them coerced duke into putting a padlock on the door

dildograyson: *sigh*

dildograyson: i told you we shouldn't have told them about us

dildograyson: where are you?? i'll come let you out

wildwallyofthewest: idk but i hear water and a loud horn that kinda sounds like a bassoon

wildwallyofthewest: oh

wildwallyofthewest: i am on a boat

dildograyson: i love you so much wally

dildograyson: have i told you that lately??

wildwallyofthewest: yeah you told me this morning

wildwallyofthewest: why??

dildograyson: oh no reason babe

dildograyson: now i gotta go interrogate my brothers before you end up in foreign water

dildograyson: hang in there my little road runner

wildwallyofthewest: dickie??

wildwallyofthewest: dickieee come backkkk

wildwallyofthewest: i'm afraid of the dark :(