Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

oh no... our heterosexuality... its broken...

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): jaydick

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 440

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: idk i'm making it up as i go. also im like one paragraph into writing this and fuck im such a lesbian this is so gross im so sorry 😭😭😭😭 im so close to writing stephxgirl smut i can't even tell y'all it's a real problem 😭😭😭
(strawberry idea comes from timdrakeisnotwhelmed my bestie go check out her amazing one shot books 🥰 they're fr some of the best shit i've ever read. it's so good to find good content on this app and they have fr some of the best no cap 😭😭 GO READ IT RN U DICK SIMPS)

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: men

𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: me myself and i

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Jason never identified with the term 'simp.' Did he love Dick more than anything? Yes. Would he jump in front of a bus to see those picture-perfect abs? Absolutely. Did he pace the floors everyday waiting to see him? Yup. Did that make him a simp? He didn't think so.

But, then, Dick came out of their bedroom half-past ten with wild curls and rosy cheeks, and Jason was absolutely done for. He was, in fact, a simp.

"Morning, Dickhead," Jason smirked at his lover as the young man came over and plopped down at the counter with a loud sigh. Jason rolled his eyes at this, indulging in his boyfriend's immaturity. "What could possibly be wrong two minutes after you woke up?"

Dick whined childishly, flopping forward onto the counter. "I want strawberries!"

Jason shook his head with endearing annoyance as he exhaled sharply. "Well, then, better tell your strawberry allergy to take the day off then, huh?"

Dick looked up at Jason with those big, blue puppy eyes and pouted, "Can you do it for me?"

Jason smiled condescendingly. He reached forward and knocked gently on Dick's head before humming and shaking his head with a sigh, "Ah, sorry. The bastard isn't negotiating. I guess that means no strawberries for you."

Dick whined even louder than before, wailing as he flopped over into his back and raised his arms to the ceiling. "Why does God forsake me?!"

Jason rolled his eyes, staring at the man he chose to love. Did he make the right decision? Jason questioned that every day.

"Jesus Christ, Dickie, I'll get you a strawberry flavored lollipop, okay?"

Dick immediately perked up with wide, childish eyes. "Yay! Thank you, Bucket Head!" He jumped up and threw himself onto Jason like a koala. Jason wasn't even phased. He just sighed, grabbing the car keys and dragging his koala with him to the door.

Dick was lucky he was a simp.