Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

pure chaos pt 2

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): literally all of them lol i can't even put them all down here

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 861

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: refer to pt 1

dildograyson - dick
babsssss - barbara
buckethead - jason
timbone - tim
casscasscass - cassandra
stephbrown - steph
thebiologicalwayne - damian
brucewayne - bruce
alfredpennyworth - alfred
sirduke - duke

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: ^^

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babsssss: oml guys

babsssss: i just realized

babsssss: we never added duke to this

babsssss: ಠ_ಠ

dildograyson: ding dang it

dildograyson: i knew i forgot someone

buckethead: lol it's always duke

stephbrown: poor guy :'(

dildograyson: is it too late to add him now???

dildograyson: i mean, he would obviously see the months of messages between us all

babsssss: erm

babsssss: it's probably worse not to include him at all right??

timbone: i'm not touching this with a ten foot pole

timbone: i told dick to add him months ago

timbone: but did he listen??

timbone: nO

dildograyson: i forgot!! you guys were supposed to remind me!!

dildograyson: you know my memory's been all messed up since that run in w the joker :(

babsssss: it's not your fault dickie <33

babsssss: i'm sure duke will understand

buckethead: yeah

buckethead: besides, no one ever gets mad at you dickhead

buckethead: you could literally run them over with a car and they'd just want to hug you

buckethead: i'm 99.9% sure it's a superpower

dildograyson: awww i love you guys so much

dildograyson: (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

thebiologicalwayne: grayson just came into my room and trapped me in an unwanted hug.

thebiologicalwayne: help.

babsssss: alright we're getting off track

babsssss: are we gonna add duke or not??

dildograyson: yes

dildograyson: we should, right??

dildograyson: it'd be a diCk move not to

dildograyson: get it???

dildograyson: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

thebiologicalwayne: you are a disgrace.