Dick Grayson One-Shots { requests open }

this isn't based on luisa but it kinda gives me surface pressure vibes tbh

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 (𝗶𝗳 𝗮𝗻𝘆): none officially but there's def some chemistry between a few people that may be interpreted as one may choose

𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 5740

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: bruce is a shitty father that is afraid to buy tampons (basically)

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: shitty parenting, more shitty parenting, and a lot of shitty parenting

𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆: themicthatrmuses

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bruh this thing has so many words i cannot be expected to proof read. y'all are on your own 💅🏻💃🏼 also good luck not having an existential crisis reading bc i literally SOBBED writing it and i'm on anti depressants so that's not an easy thing to achieve lmao 💀 rip us all honestly. if ur reading this you probably got either mommy/daddy issues so 💀💀💀💀  get ur tissues ready babes and picture ur own shitty parents 🥰

Dick had always loved being the oldest. It meant he got to raise and take care of all his younger siblings. He got to be like a father to them, because God knows Bruce wasn't exactly exceeding expectations on that front. But, sometimes, it got a bit tiring. It was like he was carrying the whole family on his back. It seemed like the others never acknowledged just how much work he put into making sure everything and everyone was okay all of the time. But that was fine. He wasn't doing it for gratification. He was doing it because he loved his family and he wanted nothing but the best for them. It's a shame they never returned that sentiment.

"Dick, can you take me to coding club today?"

"Yeah, s-"

"No, Grayson is taking me to karate today."

"You're both wrong. Dickhead is dropping Roy and me off at the airport. We're gonna see if we can sneak on a plane to Hawaii."

"Um, I don't think I agreed-"

"Actually, Dickie is taking Cass and I to the movies today. We asked him last week."

"But, Dick, I thought you were coming with me to meet up with our old school friends today?"

"Babs, I-"

"Dick isn't going anywhere," Bruce snapped at the group of piranhas. "I need him as backup on a raid."

"But Dick!"

"Dick, you promised!"

"I need you to take me!"

"No, I need you to take me!"

"Why would you do this?!"

"You said you would take us!"

"Everyone just shut up!" Dick finally exploded, sending a tense hush over the room. Dick yelled. Dick didn't yell. That was like a golden retriever yelling at you. It just didn't happen. The family exchanged nervous glances as the oldest of the children wound himself up for more yelling, "Just because you all assumed that I would be okay with your plans doesn't mean I said yes! Maybe I had my own plans today?! How about that?! Maybe I'm not your personal chauffeur or- or your perfect big brother that's always at your beck and call for one fucking day, huh?! What happens then?! Please fucking tell me! Because, honestly, if it's between being your servant and being kicked out of this fucking family, I'll go pack my bags right now!"

"Whoa, Dickhead, that's fucked up," Jason laughed. He was, unsurprisingly, the only amused member of the family. The rest wore scowls and/or frowns. Especially Bruce. Especially Bruce. Bruce looked close to hatching a bat-egg.