Family Fun! (Bad End Friends)

The Pregnancy

I'm back with another skit! You know things are going to get interesting just based on that title. The video above is actually a Steven Universe animatic and you should totally watch it! (I'm actually not sure who originally made this. If you know please tell me)

Mewberty Star: Hey Mabe- *gets punched in the gut* AUGH! WHAT THE FACK!

Birthday Mabel: You are one of my very best friends, and I can not stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young, YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Mewberty Star: What the fuck are you talking about?

Birthday Mabel: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Demon Marco: *walks in on the conversation* . . . see ya. *walks away*

Mewberty Star: . . . I'm not pregnant!

Birthday Mabel: Not after that punch you're not. I've been taking moi tai classes.

Mewberty Star: *about to lose her shit* I was never pregnant, Mabel.

Birthday Mabel: A-are you sure?

Mewberty Star: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Genocide Frisk: I'm sorry but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here.

Birthday Mabel: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Genocide Frisk: *Punches Star in the stomach* 

Mewberty Star: AUGH! OH, MOTHER FUCKER!

Don't worry guys, Star is not pregnant. But it's good to know that she has friends who are willing to sucker punch her in the gut to save her from terrible life choices. The rest of the gang are just trying to figure out how the crapdoodle a pregnancy test ended up in their house. Bipper had to explain 4 fricken times to Finn the many reasons why it couldn't be his and has now tarnished the innocence of this poor ice boi. In the end, it turns out that one of their many murder victims was going to have a baby so um . . . everyone lived happily ever after? Honestly, kids are such a pain in the ass, they were doing that woman a favor. I should know because I have two annoying-ass younger brothers.

That's all from me today and I'll see you tomorrow. Bye, my little soul-suckers!