Family Fun! (Bad End Friends)

🎄Merry Christmas!🎁

Christmas was yesterday but fuck it, I'll do a holiday chapter whenever I want! Who knows, I might do a Halloween special in July. (I would never do that)

The sun was rising, waking up all the Bad End Friends in the house. As they left their rooms and rubbed their eyes, Morty noticed a crazy surprise. "Why the hell is it snowing in here?" he asked while shivering from the cold. They heard humming coming from downstairs and found Finn freezing everything. He turned to them with a huge grin and threw snow in the air like confetti. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Finn shouted. Star raised a brow and asked Marco in a low whisper, "wasn't Christmas yesterday?" "It was but we're in a story so dates and calendars don't apply to us, also the author is a lazy ass." (Hey, watch it Marco before I kill you off) More snow fell from the ceiling and everyone except for Finn and Mabel shivered. "F-Finn it's fucking 0 degrees in h-here. When I s-said you could d-decorate, I didn't mean f-for you to freeze the house," Wirt scolded. Mabel ran upstairs and grabbed a large box from her room. Inside were large sweaters that she passed to everyone. "There everyone is warm, now let's celebrate!" 

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In the kitchen, Frisk and Mabel were making the feast for everyone. The two of them started working on the fruit cake and while Frisk was reading the recipe, Mabel was adding the ingredients. "Okay next is two cups of sugar." Mabel gave Frisk a thumbs up and proceeded to dump two bags of sugar into the mixing bowl. "What's the next step?" Mabel asked. Frisk looked at the recipe on their phone then back at the mixing bowl. "Uh, Mabel how much sugar did you add?" "Only 2 bags why, does it need more?" Frisk's eyes went wide and they started frantically scooping the mountain of sugar out of the bowl. "Mabel! It said only two cups, not two bags! This is way too sweet!" Mabel thought for a moment then grinned and took out a packet of Smile Dip. "Don't you worry Frisk, we'll just balance out the sweet with the sour from my Smile Dip!" So Frisk stared in horror and awe as Mabel added a jumbo packet of smile dip to their disgusting sugary concoction of a fruit cake. Mabel mixed it all till the batter resembled unicorn barf, and threw it in the oven. "Something tells me this will be the best cake in the multiverse!" Mabel cheered confidently. Frisk on the other hand was preemptively dialing 911 just in case one of their friends got a heart attack from eating the demon cake.

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Bipper and Beast Wirt were in the dining room setting up the table, both of them incredibly proud of themselves for being able to talk to the other without doing something stupid. Once the room was finished they admired their work and got ready to check on the others when Star, Morty, and Marco started squealing. "Are you three drunk or something?" Bipper asked. Morty and Star failed at holding back their laugh and Marco just snickered and point to the top of the door frame. Hanging above the two on the door frame was a mistletoe. Bipper and Wirt blushed and glared at their friends who were still dying on the floor. "Don't even think about it." "Yeah, it's not happening." Morty rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Aww, c'mon you two, where is your Christmas spirit?" he asked, while Marco and Star began quietly chanting 'mistletoe' behind him. They both said no once again which only caused the chanting to increase. "Mistletoe. Mistletoe. Mistletoe! Mistletoe! MISTLETOE!" "Look chant all you want, but it is not happeni-" Bipper, who was getting annoyed by his stupid friends' antics, quickly interrupted Wirt with a kiss that lasted a total of 2 seconds. Huge grins formed on Morty, Marco, and Star's faces and they all fell on the floor dying of laughter. Meanwhile, Beast Wirt was red in the face and was trying to comprehend what just happened. Finn walked in on the five of them, looked at his friends with concern, and slowly walked back out of the room deciding that he would rather not know what just happened.

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Once all the preparations were done, the gang met up in the living room to open presents. Wirt got a new ax and edelwood to last a month, Morty got new parts to build whatever gadget he wanted, Finn received the blanket that he had been whining about for the past week, Bipper got a new suit and forks, Mabel received new yarn to make more sweaters, Star got a new dress, Frisk happily accepted the new knives they were given, and Marco got a new gaming console. Afterward, they had a snowball fight which Mabel and Bipper won, ate dinner where Morty passed out after one bite of the fruit cake, and ended the day with a holiday movie. Definitely their best Christmas yet.

Hello internet peeps, I just wanna say happy holidays once again. This year has been absolute shit but that means 2021 can only get better (or I could be completely wrong and we have another shitty year, who knows). Tomorrow is my birthday so there will be no update. Have a wonderful day and I hope you enjoyed!